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When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?
Bill CosbyBill Cosby You can never give complete authority and overall power to anyone until trust can be proven.
Bill CosbyBill Cosby Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you’re pouring, or drinking.
Bill CosbyBill Cosby Advertising is the most fun you can have with your clothes on.
Bill CosbyBill Cosby Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.
Bill CosbyBill Cosby If you know what you want, you will recognize it when you see it.
Bill CosbyBill Cosby As I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally, so did my brother. My mother did not put all her eggs in one basket, so to speak: she gave me a younger brother named Russell, who taught me what was meant by survival of the fittest.
Bill CosbyBill Cosby I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.
Bill CosbyBill Cosby The serve was invented so that the net could play.
Bill CosbyBill Cosby No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I’m not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.
Bill CosbyBill Cosby Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it.
Bill CosbyBill Cosby The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.
Bill CosbyBill Cosby I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Bill CosbyBill Cosby I often try to tell kids to think about all the people who love you, don’t cry over the one person who doesn’t.
Bill CosbyBill Cosby The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
Bill CosbyBill Cosby Give me 200 active 2-year-olds and I could conquer the world.
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Shahrukh KhanShahrukh Khan I’m a natural-born boss, I have to say. I just like to be good at things. Even as a child, I was boss of my family.
Tom FordTom Ford I think that from the time you start playing sports as a child you see that your responsibility to your team is to play the best that you can play as an individual. And yet, not take anything away from being part of a team.
Wayne GretzkyWayne Gretzky One thing I teach my children and want everyone to know that even if you happen to be on a pedestal you should have the capacity to turn around and say, ‘I don’t know’. We are scared to go wrong. Downfall is part of life.
Shahrukh KhanShahrukh Khan By no means could I play at the level of these kids who play in the NHL now but as 50-year-olds go, I feel really good and I feel blessed that I’m still healthy.
Wayne GretzkyWayne Gretzky Treat your kid like a darling for the first five years. For the next five years, scold them. By the time they turn sixteen, treat them like a friend. Your grown up children are your best friends.
ChanakyaChanakya We played in an era where you were taught to hate your opponent. But life changes. I raise my kids differently than my mom and dad raised their kids.
Wayne GretzkyWayne Gretzky Kids don’t fight in minor hockey anymore. There’s very few fights in junior and college hockey. So growing up, all these guys are not fighting.
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