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You can’t cheat an honest man.

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The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath.
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Animal Breathe
I never met a kid I liked.
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Children Myself One Liner
It’s a funny old world. A man’s lucky if he gets out of it alive.
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Alive Funny Old World
Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard on a cold night, she can still survive.
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Marriage Night Survive Woman
Was I in here last night and did I spend a $20 bill? Oh, thank goodness… I thought I’d lost it.
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Goodness Lost Myself Night Thankful
Some people are born losers; others acquire the knack gradually.
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Born Lose People
Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch.
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Animal Food
I like children. If they’re properly cooked.
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Children Food Myself
No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it’s only a question of degree.
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Crazy Doubt Existence Woman
You can fool some of the people some of the time and that’s enough to make a decent living.
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Enough Fools Live People Time Yourself
When doctors and undertakers meet, they wink at each other.
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Doctor Togetherness
I never eat before breakfast.
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Eat Myself One Liner
A thing worth having is a thing worth cheating for.
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Worth Wrong
If it is a joint return, we are instructed to print the given names of both husband and wife. But since some of the names that husband and wife give each other are hardly suited to print, we must proceed cautiously.
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Care Husband Wife
Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There’s nothing like having a midget for a butler.
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Food Home
I don’t believe in dining on an empty stomach.
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Believe Empty Food Myself Weird

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