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You can fool some of the people some of the time and that’s enough to make a decent living.

W. C. Fields

The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive.
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Alive Danger Man Place World
A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain.
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Man Pain Woman
Attitude is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than what people do or say. It is more important than appearance, giftedness, or skill.
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Appearance Attitude Education Important Money Past People Skill
It’s a funny old world. A man’s lucky if he gets out of it alive.
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Alive Funny Old World
Some people are born losers; others acquire the knack gradually.
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Born Lose People
I drink therefore I am.
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Alcoholic: anybody who drinks more than I do.
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Alcohol Myself
A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.
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Man Money Poor Rich
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
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Food Myself Wine
I drink with impunity, or anyone else who invites me.
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Company Myself
I personally stay away from natural foods. At my age I need all the preservatives I can get.
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Age Food Myself Need
Christmas at my house is always at least six or seven times more pleasant than anywhere else. We start drinking early. And while everyone else is seeing only one Santa Claus, we’ll be seeing six or seven.
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Funny Home Start Time
The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath.
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Animal Breathe
Comedy is a serious business. A serious business with only one purpose -to make people laugh.
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Business Laugh Oneself People Purpose Serious
It is well to remember that there are five reasons for drinking: the arrival of a friend, one’s present or future thirst, the excellence of the cognac, or any other reason.
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The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves.
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Food Funny Man Myself

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