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Philadelphia, wonderful town, spent a week there one night.

W. C. Fields

Attitude is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than what people do or say. It is more important than appearance, giftedness, or skill.
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Appearance Attitude Education Important Money Past People Skill
Few things in life are more embarrassing than the necessity of having to inform an old friend that you have just got engaged to his fiancee.
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Friendship Life Marriage Necessary Old Relationship
I drink therefore I am.
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Instagram Captions Myself One Liner
If you can’t dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull.
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Choice Inspirational Yourself
If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There’s no point in being a damn fool about it.
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Fools Inspirational Quit Success Yourself
If it does not work the first time, try, try again. Then quit. No need to be an idiot.
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Need Quit Stupidity Time
When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty.
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Death Hope Life Lost
I never met a kid I liked.
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Children Myself One Liner
I was in love with a beautiful blonde once. She drove me to drink. That’s the one thing I’m indebted to her for.
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Beautiful Herself Love Myself
I don’t believe in dining on an empty stomach.
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Believe Empty Food Myself Weird
Sex isn’t necessary. You don’t die without it, but you can die having it.
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Death Necessary Sex Yourself
Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There’s nothing like having a midget for a butler.
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Food Home
You can fool some of the people some of the time and that’s enough to make a decent living.
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Enough Fools Live People Time Yourself
Comedy is merely tragedy happening to someone else.
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Deep Reality Tragedy
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
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Food Myself Wine
It’s a funny old world. A man’s lucky if he gets out of it alive.
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Alive Funny Old World

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