Gray hair is gods graffiti.
BILL COSBYNever forget that the devil is there 24/7 too. He’s very, very busy.
More Bill Cosby Quotes
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In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to discipline a child is still a mystery to most fathers and mothers Only your grandmother and Genghis Khan know how to do it.
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Advertising is the most fun you can have with your clothes on.
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The past is a ghost, the future a dream and all we ever have is now.
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Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.
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Decide that you want it more than you’re afraid of it.
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Human beings are the only creatures on earth who allow their kids to come back home.
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The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.
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Give me 200 active 2-year-olds and I could conquer the world.
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Parents are not interested in justice, they’re interested in peace and quiet.
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When you carry a gun, you mean to harm somebody, kill somebody.
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Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
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Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
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Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
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And of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl there’s a little voice that say, ‘I wonder where he would go if it hadn’t been for his head.
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A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.
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