Gray hair is gods graffiti.
BILL COSBYThere is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right.
More Bill Cosby Quotes
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The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.
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As I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally, so did my brother. My mother did not put all her eggs in one basket, so to speak: she gave me a younger brother named Russell, who taught me what was meant by survival of the fittest.
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A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.
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People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what’s bitter and move on.
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I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
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The past is a ghost, the future a dream and all we ever have is now.
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Nobody ever says, Can I have your beets?
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The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
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Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
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I often try to tell kids to think about all the people who love you, don’t cry over the one person who doesn’t.
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A grandchild is God’s reward for raising a child.
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Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
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You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don’t want to see the dog doing them.
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There is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right.
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I brought you in this world, and I can take you out!
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