Give me 200 active 2-year-olds and I could conquer the world.
BILL COSBYThere is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right.
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Decide that you want it more than you’re afraid of it.
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When you carry a gun, you mean to harm somebody, kill somebody.
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There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
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Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.
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Take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.
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A sail boat that sails backwards can never see the sun rise.
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Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you’re pouring, or drinking.
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Parents are not interested in justice, they’re interested in peace and quiet.
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When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?
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The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it.
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The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.
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Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
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Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
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Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
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The past is a ghost, the future a dream and all we ever have is now.
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