W. C. Fields on alcohol
W. C. Fields96 quotes“Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.”
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Philadelphia, wonderful town, spent a week there one night.
W. C. FieldsW. C. Fields Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There’s nothing like having a midget for a butler.
W. C. FieldsW. C. Fields A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.
W. C. FieldsW. C. Fields Yes I do like children, Girl children, about eighteen or twenty.
W. C. FieldsW. C. Fields I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
W. C. FieldsW. C. Fields A thing worth having is a thing worth cheating for.
W. C. FieldsW. C. Fields Beer: Helping ugly people have sex since 3000 B. C.
W. C. FieldsW. C. Fields I didn’t squawk about the steak, dear. I merely said I didn’t see that old horse that used to be tethered outside here.
W. C. FieldsW. C. Fields I never drink water. I’m afraid it will become habit-forming.
W. C. FieldsW. C. Fields It ain’t what they call you, it’s what you answer to.
W. C. FieldsW. C. Fields Wouldn’t it be terrible if I quoted some reliable statistics which prove that more people are driven insane through religious hysteria than by drinking alcohol.
W. C. FieldsW. C. Fields The nation needs to return to the colonial way of life, when a wife was judged by the amount of wood she could split.
W. C. FieldsW. C. Fields A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain.
W. C. FieldsW. C. Fields I never eat before breakfast.
W. C. FieldsW. C. Fields Alcoholic: anybody who drinks more than I do.
W. C. FieldsW. C. Fields Attitude is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than what people do or say. It is more important than appearance, giftedness, or skill.
W. C. FieldsW. C. Fields
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Audrey HepburnAudrey Hepburn I’m very serious about no alcohol, no drugs. Life is too beautiful.
Jim CarreyJim Carrey Talking to a drunk person was like talking to an extremely happy, severely brain-damaged three-year-old.
John GreenJohn Green Liquor is the chloroform which enables the poor man to endure the painful operation of living.
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