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Everybody’s got to believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.

W. C. Fields

I drink therefore I am.
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Anyone who hates children and animals can’t be all bad.
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Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There’s nothing like having a midget for a butler.
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I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison.
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If it does not work the first time, try, try again. Then quit. No need to be an idiot.
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A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain.
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You can fool some of the people some of the time and that’s enough to make a decent living.
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I drink with impunity, or anyone else who invites me.
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Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard on a cold night, she can still survive.
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The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath.
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I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
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Yes I do like children, Girl children, about eighteen or twenty.
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A thing worth having is a thing worth cheating for.
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If I had to live my life over, I’d live over a saloon.
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The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive.
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Prayers never bring anything, They may bring solace to the sap, the bigot, the ignorant, the aboriginal, and the lazy – but to the enlightened it is the same as asking Santa Claus to bring you something for Xmas.
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