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Bill Cosby

The worst thing to do is to die while reading LIFE magazine.
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Death Funny Life Reading Worst
You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.
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Humor Laughter Pain Survive Yourself
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
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Carry Children End Funny Name
I was’nt always black. There was this freckel that just grew and grew.
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Black Grow Up Myself
In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to discipline a child is still a mystery to most fathers and mothers Only your grandmother and Genghis Khan know how to do it.
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Advice Book Children Discipline Father Mother Mystery Right
The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
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Avoid Law Promise
Nothing I’ve ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father to my children.
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Children Father Joy Myself
Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.
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Deep Eyes See
Advertising is the most fun you can have with your clothes on.
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Fun Yourself
Women don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think – in a deeper voice.
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Deep Hear Thinking Voice Woman Yourself
That’s why ears have cartilage, to keep them from flapping.
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Body Philosophy Science
I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.
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Eat Myself Pieces
All Children Have Brain Damage!
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Children Injury
I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
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Failure Myself Success
There is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right.
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Dignity Person Right
Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
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Fundamental Marriage Oneself Truth Wife

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