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Bill Cosby

People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what’s bitter and move on.
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Forgiveness Imagination Move On People Yourself
Old is always fifteen years from now.
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Old One Liner
Nobody ever says, Can I have your beets?
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Myself Talk
Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.
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Laughter Life Survive Worst
And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.
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Doctor Yourself
As I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally, so did my brother. My mother did not put all her eggs in one basket, so to speak: she gave me a younger brother named Russell, who taught me what was meant by survival of the fittest.
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Children Mom Myself Oneself Past Science Start Young
The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.
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Gift God Heart Marriage Memories Relationship
Man can not live by bread alone, he must have peanut butter.
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Alone Food Live Man
Nothing I’ve ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father to my children.
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Children Father Joy Myself
Only stupid one’s.
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One Liner Stupidity
The past is a ghost, the future a dream and all we ever have is now.
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Dream Future Inspirational Past
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
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Carry Children End Funny Name
The Internet is like Hitler they think they are getting rid of the problem but they’re not.
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Problem Technology Thinking
Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
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Children Home Human
It isn’t a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that’s beautiful.
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Beautiful Black Perspective
The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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Children End Friendship Myself Play

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