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When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?

Bill Cosby

Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.
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Laughter Life Survive Worst
Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you’re pouring, or drinking.
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Deep Empty Philosophy Yourself
You are a genius! and I am a genius because I married you.
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Genius Marriage Yourself
All parents experience the same problems.
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Experience Parents Problem
When you carry a gun, you mean to harm somebody, kill somebody.
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Carry Weapon Yourself
The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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Children End Friendship Myself Play
Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.
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Different Man Woman
The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
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Avoid Law Promise
As I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally, so did my brother. My mother did not put all her eggs in one basket, so to speak: she gave me a younger brother named Russell, who taught me what was meant by survival of the fittest.
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Children Mom Myself Oneself Past Science Start Young
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
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Father Funny Love Present
You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don’t want to see the dog doing them.
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Dog Teaching Yourself
Nobody ever says, Can I have your beets?
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Myself Talk
Parents are not interested in justice, they’re interested in peace and quiet.
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Justice Parents Peace Quiet
Mediocre people are the most dangerous people in the world.
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Danger People World
The Internet is like Hitler they think they are getting rid of the problem but they’re not.
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Problem Technology Thinking
In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.
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Desire Failure Fear Greatness Success

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