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When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?

Bill Cosby

I brought you in this world, and I can take you out!
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Myself World Yourself
The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
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Avoid Law Promise
The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.
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Gift God Heart Marriage Memories Relationship
Parents are not interested in justice, they’re interested in peace and quiet.
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Justice Parents Peace Quiet
I’m not the boss of my house. I don’t know how I lost it, I don’t know when I lost it, I don’t really think I ever had it. But I’ve seen the boss’s job and I don’t want it!
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Home Loss Myself
Nobody ever says, Can I have your beets?
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Myself Talk
When you carry a gun, you mean to harm somebody, kill somebody.
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Carry Weapon Yourself
I was’nt always black. There was this freckel that just grew and grew.
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Black Grow Up Myself
You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don’t want to see the dog doing them.
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Dog Teaching Yourself
The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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Children End Friendship Myself Play
Human beings are the only creatures on earth who allow their kids to come back home.
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Children Home Human
I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.
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Children Goodness Ideas Myself Reality Reason Time
In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.
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Desire Failure Fear Greatness Success
When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?
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Deep Dream One Liner Wake Up Yourself
And of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl there’s a little voice that say, ‘I wonder where he would go if it hadn’t been for his head.
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Death Himself See Voice Yourself
Take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.
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Lips Yourself

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