Give me 200 active 2-year-olds and I could conquer the world.
BILL COSBYWhen you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?
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You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.
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Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you’re pouring, or drinking.
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I was’nt always black. There was this freckel that just grew and grew.
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And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.
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Take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.
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Suddenly, this romantic agony was enriched by a less romantic one: I had to go to the bathroom. Needless to say, I couldn’t let her know about this urge, for great lovers never did such things. The answer to Romeo Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo? Was not In the men’s room, Julie.
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Man can not live by bread alone, he must have peanut butter.
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You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don’t want to see the dog doing them.
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Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it.
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If you know what you want, you will recognize it when you see it.
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Nobody ever says, Can I have your beets?
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All parents experience the same problems.
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The serve was invented so that the net could play.
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Decide that you want it more than you’re afraid of it.
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The Internet is like Hitler they think they are getting rid of the problem but they’re not.
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