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When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?

Bill Cosby

I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.
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Eat Myself Pieces
Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.
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Laughter Life Survive Worst
People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what’s bitter and move on.
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Forgiveness Imagination Move On People Yourself
The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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Children End Friendship Myself Play
All Children Have Brain Damage!
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Children Injury
Mediocre people are the most dangerous people in the world.
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Danger People World
Parents are not interested in justice, they’re interested in peace and quiet.
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Justice Parents Peace Quiet
The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
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Avoid Law Promise
You can never give complete authority and overall power to anyone until trust can be proven.
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Authority Power Trust Yourself
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
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Father Funny Love Present
I was’nt always black. There was this freckel that just grew and grew.
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Black Grow Up Myself
You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don’t want to see the dog doing them.
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Dog Teaching Yourself
When you carry a gun, you mean to harm somebody, kill somebody.
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Carry Weapon Yourself
And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.
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Doctor Yourself
As I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally, so did my brother. My mother did not put all her eggs in one basket, so to speak: she gave me a younger brother named Russell, who taught me what was meant by survival of the fittest.
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Children Mom Myself Oneself Past Science Start Young
The worst thing to do is to die while reading LIFE magazine.
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Death Funny Life Reading Worst

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