Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you’re pouring, or drinking.
BILL COSBYWhen you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?
More Bill Cosby Quotes
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There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
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I was’nt always black. There was this freckel that just grew and grew.
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It isn’t a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that’s beautiful.
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I often try to tell kids to think about all the people who love you, don’t cry over the one person who doesn’t.
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You are a genius! and I am a genius because I married you.
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A sail boat that sails backwards can never see the sun rise.
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When you carry a gun, you mean to harm somebody, kill somebody.
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I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
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And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.
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Never forget that the devil is there 24/7 too. He’s very, very busy.
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There is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right.
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Mediocre people are the most dangerous people in the world.
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If you know what you want, you will recognize it when you see it.
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Intellectuals are people who go to study things other people do naturally.
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The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.
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