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If you know what you want, you will recognize it when you see it.

Bill Cosby

I’m not the boss of my house. I don’t know how I lost it, I don’t know when I lost it, I don’t really think I ever had it. But I’ve seen the boss’s job and I don’t want it!
BILL COSBY

Home Loss Myself
As I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally, so did my brother. My mother did not put all her eggs in one basket, so to speak: she gave me a younger brother named Russell, who taught me what was meant by survival of the fittest.
BILL COSBY

Children Mom Myself Oneself Past Science Start Young
Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.
BILL COSBY

Laughter Life Survive Worst
Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
BILL COSBY

Beautiful Children Love People Sex
When you carry a gun, you mean to harm somebody, kill somebody.
BILL COSBY

Carry Weapon Yourself
Human beings are the only creatures on earth who allow their kids to come back home.
BILL COSBY

Children Home Human
I brought you in this world, and I can take you out!
BILL COSBY

Myself World Yourself
The worst thing to do is to die while reading LIFE magazine.
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Death Funny Life Reading Worst
Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
BILL COSBY

Deep Forget Ourselves
Gray hair is gods graffiti.
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Art God Hairs One Liner
Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
BILL COSBY

Children Home Human
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
BILL COSBY

Father Funny Love Present
Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.
BILL COSBY

Deep Eyes See
Old is always fifteen years from now.
BILL COSBY

Old One Liner
Give me 200 active 2-year-olds and I could conquer the world.
BILL COSBY

Myself World
The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
BILL COSBY

Avoid Law Promise

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