I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.
MARK TWAINA half-truth is the most cowardly of lies.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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In a good bookroom you feel in some mysterious way that you are absorbing the wisdom contained in all the books through your skin, without even opening them.
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If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.
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There’s one way to find out if a man is honest: ask him; if he says yes, you know he’s crooked.
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Wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been.
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There was never yet an uninteresting life. Such a thing is an impossibility. Inside of the dullest exterior there is a drama, a comedy, and a tragedy.
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Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
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Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option.
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The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.
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There are many humorous things in the world; among them, the white man’s notion that he is less savage than the other savages.
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Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.
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Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear – not absence of fear.
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If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.
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It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the dog.
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Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.
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History doesn’t repeat itself, but it does rhyme.
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