I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons.
WILL ROGERSBe thankful we’re not getting all the government we’re paying for.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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You never get a second chance to make a first impression.
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You’ve got to go out on a limb sometimes because that’s where the fruit is.
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I never met a man I didn’t like.
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Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.
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The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn’t get worse every time Congress meets.
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The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, ‘How is the president?’
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Buy land. They ain’t making any more of the stuff.
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Everything is funny, as long as it’s happening to somebody else.
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People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.
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The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
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Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.
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If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics.
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Be thankful we’re not getting all the government we’re paying for.
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Diplomacy is the art of saying ‘Nice doggie’ until you can find a rock.
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Too many people spend money they haven’t earned to buy things they don’t want to impress people they don’t like.
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