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Be thankful we’re not getting all the government we’re paying for.

Will Rogers

Be thankful we’re not getting all the government we’re paying for.
WILL ROGERS

Government Pay Thankful
Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans.
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Politics Reason Vote
On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.
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Account Democracy Government Nation People
You can’t say civilization don’t advance, in every war they kill you in a new way.
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Advance Civilization Kill War
Everything is funny, as long as it’s happening to somebody else.
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Funny Happen Hard Time Tragedy
Common sense ain’t common.
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Common Sense Funny One Liner
Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.
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Blow Carry Far Horn Sound
There is one guaranteed formula for failure, and that is to try to please everyone.
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Failure Formula Guarantee Please Try
Don’t gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don’t go up, don’t buy it.
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Buy Gamble Save Sell Stock Market
The man who never makes a mistake must get tired of doing nothing.
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Man Mistake never Tired
A fool and his money are soon elected.
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Fools Money
It isn’t what we don’t know that gives us trouble, it’s what we know that ain’t so.
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Philosophy Trouble
An onion can make people cry but there’s never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.
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Cry Laugh Onion People Vegetable
A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.
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Association Learning Man People Reading Smart
The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
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Joke Pratical Trouble
Communism is like prohibition, it is a good idea, but it won’t work.
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Community Ideas Prohibition Work

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