It’s easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled.
MARK TWAINNever tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
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Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
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In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made school boards.
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All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.
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The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
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To get the full value of joy you must have someone to divide it with.
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I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.
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The secret to getting ahead is getting started.
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Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.
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A successful book is not made of what is in it, but what is left out of it.
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The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man’s.
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I’ve had a lot of worries in my life, most of which never happened.
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Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.
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There are many humorous things in the world; among them, the white man’s notion that he is less savage than the other savages.
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Books are for people who wish they were somewhere else.
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