I didn’t have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead.
MARK TWAINNever tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.
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There was never yet an uninteresting life. Such a thing is an impossibility. Inside of the dullest exterior there is a drama, a comedy, and a tragedy.
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I’ve had a lot of worries in my life, most of which never happened.
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The easy confidence with which I know another man’s religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also.
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Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
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Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
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All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.
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Out of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most.
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If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.
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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
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Loyalty to country always. Loyalty to government, when it deserves it.
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Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.
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All right, then, I’ll go to hell.
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Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination.
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My books are water; those of the great geniuses is wine. Everybody drinks water.
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