Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I’ve done it thousands of times.
MARK TWAINNever tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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I must have a prodigious amount of mind; it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it up!
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I’ve had a lot of worries in my life, most of which never happened.
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The easy confidence with which I know another man’s religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also.
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If you don’t read the newspaper, you’re uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you’re mis-informed.
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I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
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Don’t part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.
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What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey.
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Be good and you will be lonesome.
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If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.
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It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not deserve them.
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When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain.
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Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.
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It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
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I’ve lived through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.
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There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably desirable.
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