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No man is great if he thinks he is.

Will Rogers

A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.
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Association Learning Man People Reading Smart
There are men running governments who shouldn’t be allowed to play with matches.
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Government Match Men Play
What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.
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Clean Country Mind Need
Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.
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Ashame Gossip Live Parrot Sell
All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that’s an alibi for my ignorance.
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Ignorance Newspaper Reading
Buy land. They ain’t making any more of the stuff.
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Buy Land Stuff
We always want the best man to win an election. Unfortunately, he never runs.
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Election Man Politics Unfortunate
Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.
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Blow Carry Far Horn Sound
It isn’t what we don’t know that gives us trouble, it’s what we know that ain’t so.
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Philosophy Trouble
You’ve got to go out on a limb sometimes because that’s where the fruit is.
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Fruit Hard Time Inspirational Struggle
We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others.
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Civilization Learning Recognize Rights True
I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
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Fact Government Joke Report Watch
Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans.
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Politics Reason Vote
On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.
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Account Democracy Government Nation People
You can’t say civilization don’t advance, in every war they kill you in a new way.
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Advance Civilization Kill War
The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, ‘How is the president?’
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Country Job Morning President

No man is great if he thinks he is.

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