Communism is like prohibition, it is a good idea, but it won’t work.
WILL ROGERSNo man is great if he thinks he is.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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Buy land. They ain’t making any more of the stuff.
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Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.
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I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
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The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.
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I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons.
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The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
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Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.
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Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.
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It isn’t what we don’t know that gives us trouble, it’s what we know that ain’t so.
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Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.
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You never get a second chance to make a first impression.
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Everything is funny, as long as it’s happening to somebody else.
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Diplomacy is the art of saying ‘Nice doggie’ until you can find a rock.
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There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
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There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.
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