The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, ‘How is the president?’
WILL ROGERSGet someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
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I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.
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Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.
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Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.
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You must judge a man’s greatness by how much he will be missed.
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You can’t say civilization don’t advance, in every war they kill you in a new way.
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A vision, without a plan, is just a hallucination.
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On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.
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Do the best you can, and don’t take life too serious.
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Too many people spend money they haven’t earned to buy things they don’t want to impress people they don’t like.
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Never slap a man who’s chewing tobacco.
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The more you observe politics, the more you’ve got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
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If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics.
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We can’t all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud when they go by.
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You never get a second chance to make a first impression.
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The more ignorant you are, the quicker you fight.
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There are men running governments who shouldn’t be allowed to play with matches.
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The man who never makes a mistake must get tired of doing nothing.
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The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.
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Communism is like prohibition, it is a good idea, but it won’t work.
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Buy land. They ain’t making any more of the stuff.
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Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
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The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don’t let it get the best of you.
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Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.
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I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
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People’s minds are changed through observation and not through argument.
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