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Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.

Will Rogers

Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.
WILL ROGERS

Finding Life Rush Save Time
Work to make a living; serve to make a life.
WILL ROGERS

Life Live Serve Work
Communism is like prohibition, it is a good idea, but it won’t work.
WILL ROGERS

Community Ideas Prohibition Work
The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
WILL ROGERS

Joke Pratical Trouble
The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, ‘How is the president?’
WILL ROGERS

Country Job Morning President
There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
WILL ROGERS

Learning Men Observation Reading Stupidity
Don’t gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don’t go up, don’t buy it.
WILL ROGERS

Buy Gamble Save Sell Stock Market
Never miss a good chance to shut up.
WILL ROGERS

Chance Insult One Liner Shut Up
What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.
WILL ROGERS

Clean Country Mind Need
Always drink upstream from the herd.
WILL ROGERS

Drink Funny Leadership
No man is great if he thinks he is.
WILL ROGERS

Greatness Man One Liner
The short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.
WILL ROGERS

Country Office Politics
Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.
WILL ROGERS

Crime Lawyer One Liner Pay
You can’t say civilization don’t advance, in every war they kill you in a new way.
WILL ROGERS

Advance Civilization Kill War
Too many people spend money they haven’t earned to buy things they don’t want to impress people they don’t like.
WILL ROGERS

Buy Earn Human Nature Impress Money People
You know horses are smarter than people. You never heard of a horse going broke betting on people.
WILL ROGERS

Break Hear Horse People Smart

Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.

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