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Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.

Will Rogers

There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.
WILL ROGERS

Funny Humor Theory Woman
The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don’t let it get the best of you.
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Experience Happen Hard Time Inspirational
The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn’t still be a farmer.
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Farmer Optimistic
Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don’t have for something they don’t need.
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Advertisement Convince Money Need People Spend
You must judge a man’s greatness by how much he will be missed.
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Greatness Judgment Man Missing
If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?
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Mess Stupidity Trouble
A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.
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Association Learning Man People Reading Smart
I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
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Fact Government Joke Report Watch
On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.
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Account Democracy Government Nation People
When you find yourself in a hole, quit digging.
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Advice Deep Finding Hole Quit
If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics.
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Politics Truth
You can’t say civilization don’t advance, in every war they kill you in a new way.
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Advance Civilization Kill War
The more you observe politics, the more you’ve got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
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Admit Observe Party Politics Worse
If there are no dogs on Heaven, then when I die, I want to go where they went.
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Die Dog Heaven Want
Be thankful we’re not getting all the government we’re paying for.
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Government Pay Thankful
We always want the best man to win an election. Unfortunately, he never runs.
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Election Man Politics Unfortunate

Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.

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