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An onion can make people cry but there’s never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.

Will Rogers

The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn’t still be a farmer.
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Farmer Optimistic
If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?
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Mess Stupidity Trouble
When you find yourself in a hole, quit digging.
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Advice Deep Finding Hole Quit
Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.
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Debt Due never Pay Worry
I never met a man I didn’t like.
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Man Meet never One Liner
The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, ‘How is the president?’
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Country Job Morning President
Work to make a living; serve to make a life.
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Life Live Serve Work
Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.
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Deep Different Ignorance One Liner Reality Subject
The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don’t let it get the best of you.
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Experience Happen Hard Time Inspirational
When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
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Death Grandfather Peace Scream Sleep
The short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.
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Country Office Politics
If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn’t have to advertise them.
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Advertisement Amount Improvement Money
It isn’t what we don’t know that gives us trouble, it’s what we know that ain’t so.
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Philosophy Trouble
People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.
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Fly People Rage
The more ignorant you are, the quicker you fight.
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Fight Ignorant Quick
There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.
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Funny Humor Theory Woman

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