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An onion can make people cry but there’s never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.

Will Rogers

We always want the best man to win an election. Unfortunately, he never runs.
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Election Man Politics Unfortunate
If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?
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Mess Stupidity Trouble
People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.
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Fly People Rage
Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans.
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Politics Reason Vote
People’s minds are changed through observation and not through argument.
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Argument Change Mind Observation People
I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
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Fact Government Joke Report Watch
If you want to be successful, it’s just this simple. Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing. And believe in what you are doing.
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Believe Inspirational Love Success Want
The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, ‘How is the president?’
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Country Job Morning President
The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
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Joke Pratical Trouble
No man is great if he thinks he is.
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Greatness Man One Liner
You can’t say civilization don’t advance, in every war they kill you in a new way.
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Advance Civilization Kill War
The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
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Birthday Experience Old Wait Worth
Too many people spend money they haven’t earned to buy things they don’t want to impress people they don’t like.
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Buy Earn Human Nature Impress Money People
If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn’t have to advertise them.
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Advertisement Amount Improvement Money
When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
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Death Grandfather Peace Scream Sleep
Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
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Business Experience Inspirational Judgment

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