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There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.

Will Rogers

Sometimes people deserve a high five, in the face, with a chair.
WILL ROGERS

Chair Deserve Funny High Five Face People
The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
WILL ROGERS

Joke Pratical Trouble
Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.
WILL ROGERS

Finding Life Rush Save Time
A fool and his money are soon elected.
WILL ROGERS

Fools Money
There are men running governments who shouldn’t be allowed to play with matches.
WILL ROGERS

Government Match Men Play
Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.
WILL ROGERS

Crime Lawyer One Liner Pay
Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans.
WILL ROGERS

Politics Reason Vote
There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
WILL ROGERS

Education Man Stupidity
You know horses are smarter than people. You never heard of a horse going broke betting on people.
WILL ROGERS

Break Hear Horse People Smart
All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that’s an alibi for my ignorance.
WILL ROGERS

Ignorance Newspaper Reading
If there are no dogs on Heaven, then when I die, I want to go where they went.
WILL ROGERS

Die Dog Heaven Want
The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.
WILL ROGERS

Motivational Park Road Space Success
Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.
WILL ROGERS

Debt Due never Pay Worry
Communism is like prohibition, it is a good idea, but it won’t work.
WILL ROGERS

Community Ideas Prohibition Work
Buy land. They ain’t making any more of the stuff.
WILL ROGERS

Buy Land Stuff
There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.
WILL ROGERS

Funny Humor Theory Woman

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