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There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.

Will Rogers

It is awful hard to get people interested in corruption unless they can get some of it.
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Awful Corruption Interest People
Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
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Change Comedy People Politics Serious
On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.
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Account Democracy Government Nation People
Never let yesterday use up too much of today.
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History Inspirational Let Go Past
You can’t say civilization don’t advance, in every war they kill you in a new way.
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Advance Civilization Kill War
Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don’t have for something they don’t need.
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Advertisement Convince Money Need People Spend
There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.
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Funny Humor Theory Woman
A vision, without a plan, is just a hallucination.
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Business Planning Vision
Sometimes people deserve a high five, in the face, with a chair.
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Chair Deserve Funny High Five Face People
Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.
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Debt Due never Pay Worry
The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
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Joke Pratical Trouble
The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don’t let it get the best of you.
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Experience Happen Hard Time Inspirational
Never miss a good chance to shut up.
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Chance Insult One Liner Shut Up
Don’t gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don’t go up, don’t buy it.
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Buy Gamble Save Sell Stock Market
Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.
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Finding Life Rush Save Time
All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that’s an alibi for my ignorance.
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Ignorance Newspaper Reading

There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.

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