The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
WILL ROGERSThe trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
WILL ROGERSIt is awful hard to get people interested in corruption unless they can get some of it.
WILL ROGERSHalf our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.
WILL ROGERSA man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.
WILL ROGERSMake crime pay. Become a lawyer.
WILL ROGERSThere is one guaranteed formula for failure, and that is to try to please everyone.
WILL ROGERSWhen I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
WILL ROGERSYou’ve got to go out on a limb sometimes because that’s where the fruit is.
WILL ROGERSThe more you observe politics, the more you’ve got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
WILL ROGERSYou must judge a man’s greatness by how much he will be missed.
WILL ROGERSOn account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.
WILL ROGERSIf advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn’t have to advertise them.
WILL ROGERSI love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons.
WILL ROGERSGood judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
WILL ROGERSNever slap a man who’s chewing tobacco.
WILL ROGERSNo man is great if he thinks he is.
WILL ROGERS