If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?
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If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn’t have to advertise them.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?
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An onion can make people cry but there’s never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.
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Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.
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Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans.
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There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
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Everything is funny, as long as it’s happening to somebody else.
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When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
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All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that’s an alibi for my ignorance.
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You can’t say civilization don’t advance, in every war they kill you in a new way.
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Communism is like prohibition, it is a good idea, but it won’t work.
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Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
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Too many people spend money they haven’t earned to buy things they don’t want to impress people they don’t like.
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Be thankful we’re not getting all the government we’re paying for.
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The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn’t still be a farmer.
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It isn’t what we don’t know that gives us trouble, it’s what we know that ain’t so.
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