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Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.

Will Rogers

If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?
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Mess Stupidity Trouble
On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.
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Account Democracy Government Nation People
Diplomacy is the art of saying ‘Nice doggie’ until you can find a rock.
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Art Diplomacy Finding Rock
All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that’s an alibi for my ignorance.
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Ignorance Newspaper Reading
If you want to be successful, it’s just this simple. Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing. And believe in what you are doing.
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Believe Inspirational Love Success Want
We always want the best man to win an election. Unfortunately, he never runs.
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Election Man Politics Unfortunate
The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn’t get worse every time Congress meets.
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Death Difference Government Meet Tax Time
The more you observe politics, the more you’ve got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
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Admit Observe Party Politics Worse
The short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.
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Country Office Politics
Communism is like prohibition, it is a good idea, but it won’t work.
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Community Ideas Prohibition Work
Sometimes people deserve a high five, in the face, with a chair.
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Chair Deserve Funny High Five Face People
You must judge a man’s greatness by how much he will be missed.
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Greatness Judgment Man Missing
Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
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Change Comedy People Politics Serious
We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others.
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Civilization Learning Recognize Rights True
An onion can make people cry but there’s never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.
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Cry Laugh Onion People Vegetable
When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
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Death Grandfather Peace Scream Sleep

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