Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
WILL ROGERSIf there are no dogs on Heaven, then when I die, I want to go where they went.
More Will Rogers Quotes
-
-
Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.
WILL ROGERS -
Everything is funny, as long as it’s happening to somebody else.
WILL ROGERS -
Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
WILL ROGERS -
Too many people spend money they haven’t earned to buy things they don’t want to impress people they don’t like.
WILL ROGERS -
An onion can make people cry but there’s never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.
WILL ROGERS -
There are men running governments who shouldn’t be allowed to play with matches.
WILL ROGERS -
Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.
WILL ROGERS -
People’s minds are changed through observation and not through argument.
WILL ROGERS -
Never slap a man who’s chewing tobacco.
WILL ROGERS -
The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn’t get worse every time Congress meets.
WILL ROGERS -
We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others.
WILL ROGERS -
Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.
WILL ROGERS -
The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.
WILL ROGERS -
Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don’t have for something they don’t need.
WILL ROGERS -
If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn’t have to advertise them.
WILL ROGERS






