Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.
WILL ROGERSIf there are no dogs on Heaven, then when I die, I want to go where they went.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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You know horses are smarter than people. You never heard of a horse going broke betting on people.
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Diplomacy is the art of saying ‘Nice doggie’ until you can find a rock.
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No man is great if he thinks he is.
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There are men running governments who shouldn’t be allowed to play with matches.
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Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
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You never get a second chance to make a first impression.
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There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
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There is one guaranteed formula for failure, and that is to try to please everyone.
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Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans.
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A vision, without a plan, is just a hallucination.
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Always drink upstream from the herd.
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The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don’t let it get the best of you.
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I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
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Be thankful we’re not getting all the government we’re paying for.
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If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?
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A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.
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The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
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We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others.
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Never miss a good chance to shut up.
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The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.
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Work to make a living; serve to make a life.
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If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn’t have to advertise them.
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People’s minds are changed through observation and not through argument.
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If there are no dogs on Heaven, then when I die, I want to go where they went.
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There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.
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Never let yesterday use up too much of today.
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