Sometimes people deserve a high five, in the face, with a chair.
WILL ROGERSIf there are no dogs on Heaven, then when I die, I want to go where they went.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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It isn’t what we don’t know that gives us trouble, it’s what we know that ain’t so.
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Be thankful we’re not getting all the government we’re paying for.
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If there are no dogs on Heaven, then when I die, I want to go where they went.
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A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.
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Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
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If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics.
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The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, ‘How is the president?’
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I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
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Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don’t have for something they don’t need.
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You must judge a man’s greatness by how much he will be missed.
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Buy land. They ain’t making any more of the stuff.
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Never let yesterday use up too much of today.
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Never miss a good chance to shut up.
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The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
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When you find yourself in a hole, quit digging.
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