black
grey
blue
red
brown
white

Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans.

Related Topics

Politics Reason Vote

Bagwalas

Popular Authors

Marilyn Monroe Paulo Coelho Abraham Lincoln C. S. Lewis Khalil Gibran Charlie Chaplin Gautama Buddha Isaac Newton

The short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.
WILL ROGERS

Country Office Politics
You’ve got to go out on a limb sometimes because that’s where the fruit is.
WILL ROGERS

Fruit Hard Time Inspirational Struggle
Be thankful we’re not getting all the government we’re paying for.
WILL ROGERS

Government Pay Thankful
You know horses are smarter than people. You never heard of a horse going broke betting on people.
WILL ROGERS

Break Hear Horse People Smart
There are men running governments who shouldn’t be allowed to play with matches.
WILL ROGERS

Government Match Men Play
We can’t all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud when they go by.
WILL ROGERS

Applaud Hero Sit
Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.
WILL ROGERS

Crime Lawyer One Liner Pay
There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.
WILL ROGERS

Funny Humor Theory Woman
The man who never makes a mistake must get tired of doing nothing.
WILL ROGERS

Man Mistake never Tired
Never let yesterday use up too much of today.
WILL ROGERS

History Inspirational Let Go Past
An onion can make people cry but there’s never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.
WILL ROGERS

Cry Laugh Onion People Vegetable
I never met a man I didn’t like.
WILL ROGERS

Man Meet never One Liner
There is one guaranteed formula for failure, and that is to try to please everyone.
WILL ROGERS

Failure Formula Guarantee Please Try
I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
WILL ROGERS

Fact Government Joke Report Watch
You never get a second chance to make a first impression.
WILL ROGERS

Chance Impression Inspirational Life
What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.
WILL ROGERS

Clean Country Mind Need

Copyright: 2020 - 2023 | Minimalist Quotes