There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
WILL ROGERSWe always want the best man to win an election. Unfortunately, he never runs.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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We can’t all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud when they go by.
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Communism is like prohibition, it is a good idea, but it won’t work.
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Common sense ain’t common.
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If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn’t have to advertise them.
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Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
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It’s not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.
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I never met a man I didn’t like.
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Diplomacy is the art of saying ‘Nice doggie’ until you can find a rock.
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Be thankful we’re not getting all the government we’re paying for.
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All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that’s an alibi for my ignorance.
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I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
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The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn’t still be a farmer.
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Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.
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A vision, without a plan, is just a hallucination.
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When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
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