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Happiness is watching the TV at your girlfriend’s house during a power failure.

Bob Hope

There’s a very apt saying in show business: “If you don’t go over budget in Paris, you’re either very rich or very sick. “
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Funny Humorous Paris
In England when you make a movie even the weather is against you.
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Funny Rain Weather
Free speech isn’t dead in Germany and Italy, merely the speakers.
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Funny Humorous Italian
When I miss a shot I just think what a beautiful day it is. And what pure fresh air I’m breathing. Then I take a deep breath. I have to do that. That’s what gives me the strength to break the club.
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Beautiful Break Breathing Miss Strength
People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
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Country Kissing Lazy Love People
I was lucky I wasn’t a better boxer, or that’s what I’d be now – a punchy ex-pug.
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Adversity Better Lucky Now Pugs
I’ve been married fifty-five years and I’ve been home three weeks.
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Home Marriage Years
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
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Day Mean Motherhood Mothers
Cypress Point is such a beautiful place, but it’s also very exclusive. They had a very successful membership drive last month. They drove out forty members.
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Beautiful Golf Member Successful
Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
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Comedy Kids Wonderful
Perfume acts as an anesthetic. By the time she floats a little your way, you’ll promise her anything.
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Country Littles People Promise Way
President Eisenhower has given up golf for painting. It takes fewer strokes.
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Golf Painting President
The home videos aren’t as good, but they are seeming to get better.
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Better Get Home Video
It was a typically British birth… I was three at the time. They had a strike in the maternity ward… I came out in sympathy.
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Funny Hilarious Sympathy Witty
When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.
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Music Names Personality Play
Congratulations to whoever is finally booking music we love. It’s going to get us out of the house after dark!
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Congratulations Dark House

Happiness is watching the TV at your girlfriend’s house during a power failure.

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