A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?
BOB HOPEIt was a great honour to be inducted into the Hall of Fame. I didn’t know they had a caddie division.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies
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He was bare chested and in good trim. I said that just looking at him I knew there would always be an England
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It’s a wonderful way to live, and not a bad way to go, either. The average Frenchman is still smiling three months after he’s dead.
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I was lucky, you know, I always had a beautiful girl and the money was good. Although I would have done the whole thing over for, oh, perhaps half.
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And on nearby islands, the Japanese army was eating raw fish. We felt sorry for them.
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Television. That’s where movies go when they die.
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When you get over 95, every day is your day.
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The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn’t got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it.
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We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot.
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Bing Crosby and I play a lot of golf together and I have a small course at my place where we often play for side stakes.
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I get upset over a bad shot just like anyone else. But it’s silly to let the game get to you.
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I led such a sheltered life I didn’t go out with girls until I was almost four.
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The high point of the act is when he (Uri Durov) puts his head inside the bear’s huge jaws. I wouldn’t even try that with my agent.
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Audiences are my best friends. You never tire of talking with your best friends.
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I only speak a little pigeon French. Just enough to get by with the little French pigeons.
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On one hole, I hit an alligator so hard, he’s now my golf bag.
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YOU CAN ONLY DO ONE THING AT A TIME SO CONCENTRATE ON IT.
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I once showed Pat Bradley my swing and said, ‘What do I do next?’ Pat replied, ‘Wait till the pain dies down.’
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As the colonel and I sat swapping stories in the plane, a jet aircraft buzzed past our window.
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The help (in Japan) is very polite. They bow so much, you don’t know which end to talk to.
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Golf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees.
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People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
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It’s a wonderful world. It may destroy itself but you’ll be able to watch it all on TV.
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That’s life. The older you get, the tougher it is to score.
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She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn’t help wondering from what direction.
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I just hope I don’t have to explain all the times I’ve used His name in vain when I get up there.
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