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It was a great honour to be inducted into the Hall of Fame. I didn’t know they had a caddie division.

Bob Hope

Rock and roll is catching on all over . . . France . . . England . . . They even have it in Japan, only over there they call it judo.
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Funny Humorous Rocks
I was called Rembrandt Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time on the canvas.
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Boxing Canvas Funny Sports
I was lucky I wasn’t a better boxer, or that’s what I’d be now – a punchy ex-pug.
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Adversity Better Lucky Now Pugs
You can calculate Zsa Zsa Gabor’s age by the rings on her fingers.
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Age Calculate Fingers Rings
I’ve always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
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Funny Inspirational Place Proactive Time
Congratulations to whoever is finally booking music we love. It’s going to get us out of the house after dark!
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Congratulations Dark House
I don’t do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected.
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Country People Political Jokes
One of the greatest gifts to mankind is laughter, and one of the greatest gifts to laughter is Lucille Ball. God has her now but thanks to television, we’ll have her forever.
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Balls Forever Gifts Good Greatest Laughter Thank
I don’t know what people have against Jimmy Carter. He’s done nothing.
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Carter Done Nothing People
Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies
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Ambition Dancing People
When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.
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Music Names Personality Play
Eighty is when you order a steak and the headwaiter puts it through the blender. Or when you wake up as many times during the night as Burt Reynolds, but not for the same reason.
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Funny Humorous Night Reason Same
All British castles and old country homes are supposed to be haunted. It’s in the lease.
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Country Funny Humorous Old
Titleist has offered me a big contract not to play its balls.
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Balls Golf Play
Timing is the essence of life, and definitely of comedy.
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Comedy Definitely Essence Life
He was bare chested and in good trim. I said that just looking at him I knew there would always be an England
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Country Good Line Look One

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