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Now that the war is winding down, I want to say I do appreciate you fellows hanging around here – just for me.

Bob Hope

You can calculate Zsa Zsa Gabor’s age by the rings on her fingers.
BOB HOPE

Age Calculate Fingers Rings
On one hole, I hit an alligator so hard, he’s now my golf bag.
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Alligators Bags Golf
We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot.
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Courses Decide Golf Play Spring
I once showed Pat Bradley my swing and said, ‘What do I do next?’ Pat replied, ‘Wait till the pain dies down.’
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Dies Golf Pain Swings
I don’t know if the presidential candidates are running for the White House or Animal House.
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Animal Running White
It was a typically British birth… I was three at the time. They had a strike in the maternity ward… I came out in sympathy.
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Funny Hilarious Sympathy Witty
I come around to your house personally and wet your finger while you’re turning the pages.
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Extra Pages Personally Turning
I have performed for 12 presidents and entertained only six.
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Men President Six
The help (in Japan) is very polite. They bow so much, you don’t know which end to talk to.
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Country Funny Humorous People
I have too much money invested in sweaters.
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Invested Sweater
President Eisenhower has given up golf for painting. It takes fewer strokes.
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Golf Painting President
Titleist has offered me a big contract not to play its balls.
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Balls Golf Play
We’re on our way to the Persian Gulf. Wait! It’s a mistake! I thought they said Persian Golf.
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Golf Mistake Persian Waiting Way
I only speak a little pigeon French. Just enough to get by with the little French pigeons.
BOB HOPE

Funny Humorous Littles
America is a country where the Olympics and the divorce lawyers both have the same slogan – Go for the Gold.
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Country Funny Humorous
By the 9th hole they were engaged and when they finished on 18 they had a foursome.
BOB HOPE

Eighteen Engaged Finished Foursome

Now that the war is winding down, I want to say I do appreciate you fellows hanging around here – just for me.

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