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The service at the Imperial (Tokyo) is the finest I’ve encountered anywhere. There was a button next to my bed marked ROOM SERVICE – and a maid to press it for me.

Bob Hope

When you get over 95, every day is your day.
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Country Day Every Get Over People
As the colonel and I sat swapping stories in the plane, a jet aircraft buzzed past our window.
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Food Funny Humorous
I have too much money invested in sweaters.
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Invested Sweater
Celebrities have a way of touching our lives. Perhaps we are influenced by their screen image, or perhaps by their acquired status.
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Christmas Image Littles Screen Touching
A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
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Funny Hope Love
Culture is the ability to describe Jane Russell without moving your hands
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Culture Hands Moving
Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.
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Comedy Funny Marriage Two
In England when you make a movie even the weather is against you.
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Funny Rain Weather
Golf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees.
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Business Golf Green Pay
The service at the Imperial (Tokyo) is the finest I’ve encountered anywhere. There was a button next to my bed marked ROOM SERVICE – and a maid to press it for me.
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Button Country Funny Hotel Humorous Maid Press Room Service
I’ve always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
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Funny Inspirational Place Proactive Time
Bing Crosby and I play a lot of golf together and I have a small course at my place where we often play for side stakes.
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Course Golf Play Small Winning
Television is the box they buried entertainment in.
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Boxes Entertainment Television
People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
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Country Kissing Lazy Love People
I just hope I don’t have to explain all the times I’ve used His name in vain when I get up there.
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Get Golf Names Vain
The only troulbe is that when I win, I always have to engage and attorney before I can draw the money.
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Before Draw Engage Money Only Trouble

The service at the Imperial (Tokyo) is the finest I’ve encountered anywhere. There was a button next to my bed marked ROOM SERVICE – and a maid to press it for me.

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