Dying is to be avoided because it can ruin your whole career.
BOB HOPEI always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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The Governor has no presidential aspirations. In fact he just made a tour of 43 states just to tell them he’s not running for anything.
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You can calculate Zsa Zsa Gabor’s age by the rings on her fingers.
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Eighty is when you order a steak and the headwaiter puts it through the blender. Or when you wake up as many times during the night as Burt Reynolds, but not for the same reason.
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Happiness is watching the TV at your girlfriend’s house during a power failure.
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I’ll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105.
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I don’t know if the presidential candidates are running for the White House or Animal House.
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Tokyo cab drivers are all ex-kamikaze pilots.
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A very, very religious man. Every time I eat a peanut, I feel immortal.
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I like to come to Washington, D.C., at least once a year. Why should my tax money travel more than I do?
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You know what a fan letter is – it’s just an inky raspberry.
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When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor’s Orphanage – he shot both his parents and moved in.
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Chiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing!
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I’ve got to watch myself these days. It’s too exciting watching anyone else.
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Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens.
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Golf is a funny game. It’s done much for health, and at the same time has ruined people by robbing them of their peace of mind. Look at me, I’m the healthiest idiot in the world.
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I don’t bother to look for parking space anymore. As soon as I get near Hollywood Boulevard … I sell.
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Contrary to what certain comedians have led you to believe, the national French pastime is picnicking.
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I have performed for 12 presidents and entertained only six.
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Not that they were that anxious to see Ronnie as President; they were afraid if he didn’t get elected, he’d go back to acting.
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The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.
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If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.
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We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot.
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I see the Beatles have arrived from England. They were 40 pounds overweight – and that was just their hair.
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I was there. I saw your sons and your husbands, your brothers and your sweethearts. I saw how they worked, played, fought, and lived. I saw some of them die.
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The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.
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On one hole, I hit an alligator so hard, he’s now my golf bag.
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