My secret for staying young is good food, plenty of rest, and a makeup man with a spray gun.
BOB HOPEThe big difference in those days was that in England the Government subsidized TV, in America we work on TV so we can subsidize the Government.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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When I miss a shot I just think what a beautiful day it is. And what pure fresh air I’m breathing. Then I take a deep breath. I have to do that. That’s what gives me the strength to break the club.
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Ronald Reagan is not a typical politician because he doesn’t know how to lie, cheat, and steal. He’s always had an agent for that.
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It’s a wonderful world. It may destroy itself but you’ll be able to watch it all on TV.
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I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.
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You know what a fan letter is – it’s just an inky raspberry.
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If my golf game was a prize fight, they’d stop it.
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I ruined my hands in the ring. The referee kept stepping on them.
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When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor’s Orphanage – he shot both his parents and moved in.
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Don’t tempt me, I can resist anything but temptation.
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I’d give up golf if I didn’t have so many sweaters.
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Television is the box they buried entertainment in.
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Cypress Point is such a beautiful place, but it’s also very exclusive. They had a very successful membership drive last month. They drove out forty members.
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Titleist has offered me a big contract not to play its balls.
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Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.
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I get upset over a bad shot just like anyone else. But it’s silly to let the game get to you.
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