Failure is the only thing I’ve ever been a success at.
BOB HOPEThe big difference in those days was that in England the Government subsidized TV, in America we work on TV so we can subsidize the Government.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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Tokyo cab drivers are all ex-kamikaze pilots.
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Contrary to what certain comedians have led you to believe, the national French pastime is picnicking.
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Bing Crosby and I play a lot of golf together and I have a small course at my place where we often play for side stakes.
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Don’t tempt me, I can resist anything but temptation.
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Happiness is watching the TV at your girlfriend’s house during a power failure.
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I was lucky, you know, I always had a beautiful girl and the money was good. Although I would have done the whole thing over for, oh, perhaps half.
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The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.
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President Eisenhower has given up golf for painting. It takes fewer strokes.
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The big difference in those days was that in England the Government subsidized TV, in America we work on TV so we can subsidize the Government.
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A photographer kept shooting me every time I swung. I was very flattered until I found out he was from Field and Stream.
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Celebrities have a way of touching our lives. Perhaps we are influenced by their screen image, or perhaps by their acquired status.
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Whenever I play with him , I usually try to make it a foursome – the President, myself, a paramedic and a faith healer.
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I don’t know what people have against Jimmy Carter. He’s done nothing.
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People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
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A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
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