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Television. That’s where movies go when they die.

Bob Hope

You know what a fan letter is – it’s just an inky raspberry.
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Fans Letters Raspberries
By the 9th hole they were engaged and when they finished on 18 they had a foursome.
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Eighteen Engaged Finished Foursome
Sure, we did need the oil in America. How else could Dolly Parton get into some of her dresses?
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Dresses Funny Humorous Oil
The only troulbe is that when I win, I always have to engage and attorney before I can draw the money.
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Before Draw Engage Money Only Trouble
Congratulations to whoever is finally booking music we love. It’s going to get us out of the house after dark!
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Congratulations Dark House
When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.
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Music Names Personality Play
If you think golf is relaxing, you’re not playing it right.
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Golf Relax Right Thinking
Celebrities have a way of touching our lives. Perhaps we are influenced by their screen image, or perhaps by their acquired status.
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Christmas Image Littles Screen Touching
I don’t bother to look for parking space anymore. As soon as I get near Hollywood Boulevard … I sell.
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Anymore Country Funny Soon Space
Television. That’s where movies go when they die.
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Country Dies Movie People Television
She got to enjoy the personal side of the players. They were her kids. The Braves were her family.
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Braves Family Kid Players
We’re on our way to the Persian Gulf. Wait! It’s a mistake! I thought they said Persian Golf.
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Golf Mistake Persian Waiting Way
Bing Crosby and I play a lot of golf together and I have a small course at my place where we often play for side stakes.
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Course Golf Play Small Winning
There’s a very apt saying in show business: “If you don’t go over budget in Paris, you’re either very rich or very sick. “
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Funny Humorous Paris
I feel very humble, but I think I have the strength of character to fight it.
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Funny Humble Humor
I don’t know if the presidential candidates are running for the White House or Animal House.
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