In England when you make a movie even the weather is against you.
BOB HOPETelevision. That’s where movies go when they die.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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Golf is a funny game. It’s done much for health, and at the same time has ruined people by robbing them of their peace of mind. Look at me, I’m the healthiest idiot in the world.
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When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things – not the great occasions – that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.
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I do try to work out a little. I go swimming twice a day. It beats buying golf balls.
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The high point of the act is when he (Uri Durov) puts his head inside the bear’s huge jaws. I wouldn’t even try that with my agent.
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Audiences are my best friends. You never tire of talking with your best friends.
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I asked the colonel what type of aircraft it was, and he said, “Don’t worry about it, Bob. . . if you can see it, it’s obsolete.”
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A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?
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I get upset over a bad shot just like anyone else. But it’s silly to let the game get to you.
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My secret for staying young is good food, plenty of rest, and a makeup man with a spray gun.
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Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens.
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Timing is the essence of life, and definitely of comedy.
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When you get over 95, every day is your day.
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Pebble Beach is Alcatraz with grass.
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I don’t know what people have against Jimmy Carter. He’s done nothing.
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Television. That’s where movies go when they die.
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