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Perfume acts as an anesthetic. By the time she floats a little your way, you’ll promise her anything.

Bob Hope

I was called Rembrandt Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time on the canvas.
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Boxing Canvas Funny Sports
If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.
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Funny Hope Inspirational Sports
The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
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Apart Dog Miles Pet Tree
When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things – not the great occasions – that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.
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Happiness Inspirational Laughter
America is a country where the Olympics and the divorce lawyers both have the same slogan – Go for the Gold.
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Country Funny Humorous
Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies
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Ambition Dancing People
She spoke perfect English, which led to considerable trouble. She couldn’t understand us at all.
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America Funny Humorous
We’re on our way to the Persian Gulf. Wait! It’s a mistake! I thought they said Persian Golf.
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Golf Mistake Persian Waiting Way
I was lucky I wasn’t a better boxer, or that’s what I’d be now – a punchy ex-pug.
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Adversity Better Lucky Now Pugs
I asked the colonel what type of aircraft it was, and he said, “Don’t worry about it, Bob. . . if you can see it, it’s obsolete.”
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Aircraft Asked Bob Obsolete Type Worry
If I had that kind of money, I wouldn’t come to Vietnam, I’d send for it.
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Country Kind Line Money One People
I’ve got to watch myself these days. It’s too exciting watching anyone else.
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Days Line One These Watches
Laughter is therapy-an instant vacation.
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Instant Laughter Vacation
We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.
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Funny Humorous Successful
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
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Day Mean Motherhood Mothers
I only speak a little pigeon French. Just enough to get by with the little French pigeons.
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Funny Humorous Littles

Perfume acts as an anesthetic. By the time she floats a little your way, you’ll promise her anything.

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