One of the greatest gifts to mankind is laughter, and one of the greatest gifts to laughter is Lucille Ball. God has her now but thanks to television, we’ll have her forever.
BOB HOPEI like to come to Washington, D.C., at least once a year. Why should my tax money travel more than I do?
More Bob Hope Quotes
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I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.
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I don’t know what people have against Jimmy Carter. He’s done nothing.
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I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.
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The Governor has no presidential aspirations. In fact he just made a tour of 43 states just to tell them he’s not running for anything.
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I don’t bother to look for parking space anymore. As soon as I get near Hollywood Boulevard … I sell.
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Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.
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We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.
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The big difference in those days was that in England the Government subsidized TV, in America we work on TV so we can subsidize the Government.
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Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
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Personally, I never drink on Oscar nights, as it interferes with my suffering.
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Whenever I play with him , I usually try to make it a foursome – the President, myself, a paramedic and a faith healer.
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I do try to work out a little. I go swimming twice a day. It beats buying golf balls.
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I do benefits for all religions – I’d hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.
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Please don’t stand up on my account.
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Free speech isn’t dead in Germany and Italy, merely the speakers.
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