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I like to come to Washington, D.C., at least once a year. Why should my tax money travel more than I do?

Bob Hope

I was called Rembrandt Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time on the canvas.
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Boxing Canvas Funny Sports
Celebrities have a way of touching our lives. Perhaps we are influenced by their screen image, or perhaps by their acquired status.
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Christmas Image Littles Screen Touching
I’ve got to watch myself these days. It’s too exciting watching anyone else.
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Days Line One These Watches
I’ve always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
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Funny Inspirational Place Proactive Time
Congratulations to whoever is finally booking music we love. It’s going to get us out of the house after dark!
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Congratulations Dark House
I don’t know what people have against Jimmy Carter. He’s done nothing.
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Carter Done Nothing People
I was there. I saw your sons and your husbands, your brothers and your sweethearts. I saw how they worked, played, fought, and lived. I saw some of them die.
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Brother Country Day Die Husband Veterans
Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.
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Comedy Funny Marriage Two
There are many talented English personalities, but unfortunately they were all in Hollywood.
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Funny Humorous Personality Talented
England occupies a warm spot in my affections. It was the scene of my greatest performance. I was born there.
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England Funny Humorous Performance
Be happy you guys. Be proud! You know what you are: you’re God’s frozen people.
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Frozen Guy People
Dying is to be avoided because it can ruin your whole career.
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Careers Dying Line One
Rock and roll is catching on all over . . . France . . . England . . . They even have it in Japan, only over there they call it judo.
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Funny Humorous Rocks
Did you see where President Reagan finally got a hearing aid? People have been telling him to get one for years, but he couldn’t hear them.
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Funny Item People Telling Years
My secret for staying young is good food, plenty of rest, and a makeup man with a spray gun.
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Gun Makeup Men Spray
Television. That’s where movies go when they die.
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Country Dies Movie People Television

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