As the colonel and I sat swapping stories in the plane, a jet aircraft buzzed past our window.
BOB HOPEOne of our stock lines used to be “There’s nothing I wouldn’t do for Bing, and there’s nothing he wouldn’t do for me.” And that’s the way we go through life – doing nothing for each other!
More Bob Hope Quotes
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The old water heater in my dressing room was working, but it was kind of tired. It gave off about as much warmth as an agent’s handshake.
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People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
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He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.
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America is a country where the Olympics and the divorce lawyers both have the same slogan – Go for the Gold.
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By the 9th hole they were engaged and when they finished on 18 they had a foursome.
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Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.
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At the Academy Award Dinners all the actors and actresses in Hollywood gather around to see what someone else thinks about their acting besides their press agents.
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The Concorde is great. It gives you three extra hours to find your luggage.
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Dying is to be avoided because it can ruin your whole career.
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We’re on our way to the Persian Gulf. Wait! It’s a mistake! I thought they said Persian Golf.
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Culture is the ability to describe Jane Russell without moving your hands
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In England when you make a movie even the weather is against you.
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Now that the war is winding down, I want to say I do appreciate you fellows hanging around here – just for me.
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Don’t tempt me, I can resist anything but temptation.
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All British castles and old country homes are supposed to be haunted. It’s in the lease.
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