The firm is really ahead of the times. It has a stock market ticker that prints its report on thin aspirins.
BOB HOPEOne of our stock lines used to be “There’s nothing I wouldn’t do for Bing, and there’s nothing he wouldn’t do for me.” And that’s the way we go through life – doing nothing for each other!
More Bob Hope Quotes
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America is a country where the Olympics and the divorce lawyers both have the same slogan – Go for the Gold.
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My secret for staying young is good food, plenty of rest, and a makeup man with a spray gun.
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If my golf game was a prize fight, they’d stop it.
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I love to go to Washington – if only to be near my money.
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Cypress Point is such a beautiful place, but it’s also very exclusive. They had a very successful membership drive last month. They drove out forty members.
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A few years ago he had a big heart transplant in Chicago, a five-hour operation. It took the doctors four hours to get him on the operating table.
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Ronald Reagan is not a typical politician because he doesn’t know how to lie, cheat, and steal. He’s always had an agent for that.
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Sure, we did need the oil in America. How else could Dolly Parton get into some of her dresses?
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Perfume acts as an anesthetic. By the time she floats a little your way, you’ll promise her anything.
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I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead.
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A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
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It’s so cold here in Washington, D.C., that politicians have their hands in their own pockets.
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Titleist has offered me a big contract not to play its balls.
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There’s a very apt saying in show business: “If you don’t go over budget in Paris, you’re either very rich or very sick. “
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Eighty is when you order a steak and the headwaiter puts it through the blender. Or when you wake up as many times during the night as Burt Reynolds, but not for the same reason.
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I once showed Pat Bradley my swing and said, ‘What do I do next?’ Pat replied, ‘Wait till the pain dies down.’
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I can’t give up Golf, I’ve got too many sweaters.
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Milton Hope led the singing of Happy Birthday … He would say, ‘Keep it sweet and short and don’t try to be funny.’
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I come around to your house personally and wet your finger while you’re turning the pages.
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As the colonel and I sat swapping stories in the plane, a jet aircraft buzzed past our window.
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Television is the box they buried entertainment in.
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I’d give up golf if I didn’t have so many sweaters.
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I do try to work out a little. I go swimming twice a day. It beats buying golf balls.
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YOU CAN ONLY DO ONE THING AT A TIME SO CONCENTRATE ON IT.
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Don’t tempt me, I can resist anything but temptation.
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Congratulations to whoever is finally booking music we love. It’s going to get us out of the house after dark!
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