He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.
BOB HOPEOne of our stock lines used to be “There’s nothing I wouldn’t do for Bing, and there’s nothing he wouldn’t do for me.” And that’s the way we go through life – doing nothing for each other!
More Bob Hope Quotes
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For the first time, you can actually see the losers turn green
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I’ve got to watch myself these days. It’s too exciting watching anyone else.
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The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.
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We flew over to England by the same route Churchill took. It was easy. All we had to do was follow the cigar ashes.
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It was a great honour to be inducted into the Hall of Fame. I didn’t know they had a caddie division.
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It’s so cold here in Washington, D.C., that politicians have their hands in their own pockets.
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Whenever I play with him , I usually try to make it a foursome – the President, myself, a paramedic and a faith healer.
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A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?
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I’ll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105.
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Now that the war is winding down, I want to say I do appreciate you fellows hanging around here – just for me.
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The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.
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I just hope I don’t have to explain all the times I’ve used His name in vain when I get up there.
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There are many talented English personalities, but unfortunately they were all in Hollywood.
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I tell jokes to pay my green fees.
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You can calculate Zsa Zsa Gabor’s age by the rings on her fingers.
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