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I never kick my ball in the rough or improve my lie in a sand trap. For that I have a caddie.

Bob Hope

When you get over 95, every day is your day.
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Country Day Every Get Over People
A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
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Funny Hope Love
Ronald Reagan is not a typical politician because he doesn’t know how to lie, cheat, and steal. He’s always had an agent for that.
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Agents Lying Typical
We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.
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Funny Humorous Successful
In England when you make a movie even the weather is against you.
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Funny Rain Weather
I was lucky, you know, I always had a beautiful girl and the money was good. Although I would have done the whole thing over for, oh, perhaps half.
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Although Beautiful Girl Lucky Over Thing Whole
Laughter is therapy-an instant vacation.
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Instant Laughter Vacation
The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.
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Age Growing Long
The old water heater in my dressing room was working, but it was kind of tired. It gave off about as much warmth as an agent’s handshake.
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Funny Handshake Tired Water
I have too much money invested in sweaters.
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Invested Sweater
The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn’t got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it.
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Country Funny Humorous
A photographer kept shooting me every time I swung. I was very flattered until I found out he was from Field and Stream.
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Fields Flatterers Golf Shooting
A very, very religious man. Every time I eat a peanut, I feel immortal.
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Men One Line Religious
Cypress Point is such a beautiful place, but it’s also very exclusive. They had a very successful membership drive last month. They drove out forty members.
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Beautiful Golf Member Successful
For the first time, you can actually see the losers turn green
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Firsts Green Oscars
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
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Day Mean Motherhood Mothers

I never kick my ball in the rough or improve my lie in a sand trap. For that I have a caddie.

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