It’s very frustrating making a picture in Paris. We work hard all day at the studio to get a love scene just right. Then, on my way home, I see couples on every street corner doing it better.
BOB HOPEI never kick my ball in the rough or improve my lie in a sand trap. For that I have a caddie.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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Audiences are my best friends. You never tire of talking with your best friends.
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You know you’ve reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.
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Everybody knows what California smog is – that’s fog with the vitamins removed.
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I love flying. I’ve been to almost as many places as my luggage.
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People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
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I love to go to Washington – if only to be near my money.
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Sure Vietnam is a dirty war. I’ve never heard of a clean one.
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The only troulbe is that when I win, I always have to engage and attorney before I can draw the money.
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Dying is to be avoided because it can ruin your whole career.
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I saw more courage, more good humor in the face of discomfort, more love in an era of hate and more devotion to duty than could exist under tyranny.
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Out here in the Pacific, they have typhoons and hurricanes that blow over 200 miles an hour. We have tornadoes and hurricanes back home, but I don’t worry about them. The mortgage on my house is so heavy that nothing could budge it.
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I have too much money invested in sweaters.
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And on nearby islands, the Japanese army was eating raw fish. We felt sorry for them.
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When I miss a shot I just think what a beautiful day it is. And what pure fresh air I’m breathing. Then I take a deep breath. I have to do that. That’s what gives me the strength to break the club.
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President Eisenhower has given up golf for painting. It takes fewer strokes.
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