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I never kick my ball in the rough or improve my lie in a sand trap. For that I have a caddie.

Bob Hope

If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.
BOB HOPE

Funny Hope Inspirational Sports
I have too much money invested in sweaters.
BOB HOPE

Invested Sweater
You could buy my book in a paperback edition for a dollar, and in hard covers for $3.50. And for fifty cents extra.
BOB HOPE

Book Funny Reading
Cypress Point is such a beautiful place, but it’s also very exclusive. They had a very successful membership drive last month. They drove out forty members.
BOB HOPE

Beautiful Golf Member Successful
I only speak a little pigeon French. Just enough to get by with the little French pigeons.
BOB HOPE

Funny Humorous Littles
As the colonel and I sat swapping stories in the plane, a jet aircraft buzzed past our window.
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Food Funny Humorous
Please don’t stand up on my account.
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Account Line One Please Stand
I don’t know what people have against Jimmy Carter. He’s done nothing.
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Carter Done Nothing People
Bing Crosby and I weren’t the types to go around kissing each other. We always had a light jab for each other.
BOB HOPE

Doing Nothing Kissing Light
People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
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Country Kissing Lazy Love People
The Governor has no presidential aspirations. In fact he just made a tour of 43 states just to tell them he’s not running for anything.
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Aspiration Funny Presidential Running States
For the first time, you can actually see the losers turn green
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Firsts Green Oscars
Everybody is afraid they won’t have any money after they die, but Jack Benny discovered a way to take it with him. He had his appendix taken out and a piggy bank put in.
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Discover Funny Money Taken
When you get over 95, every day is your day.
BOB HOPE

Country Day Every Get Over People
It was a great honour to be inducted into the Hall of Fame. I didn’t know they had a caddie division.
BOB HOPE

Caddies Division Fame Golf
Dying is to be avoided because it can ruin your whole career.
BOB HOPE

Careers Dying Line One

I never kick my ball in the rough or improve my lie in a sand trap. For that I have a caddie.

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