If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.
BOB HOPETokyo cab drivers are all ex-kamikaze pilots.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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The service at the Imperial (Tokyo) is the finest I’ve encountered anywhere. There was a button next to my bed marked ROOM SERVICE – and a maid to press it for me.
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I don’t do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected.
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By the 9th hole they were engaged and when they finished on 18 they had a foursome.
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It was a typically British birth… I was three at the time. They had a strike in the maternity ward… I came out in sympathy.
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Please don’t stand up on my account.
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I have too much money invested in sweaters.
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I asked the colonel what type of aircraft it was, and he said, “Don’t worry about it, Bob. . . if you can see it, it’s obsolete.”
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Titleist has offered me a big contract not to play its balls.
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I don’t know if the presidential candidates are running for the White House or Animal House.
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My secret for staying young is good food, plenty of rest, and a makeup man with a spray gun.
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As the colonel and I sat swapping stories in the plane, a jet aircraft buzzed past our window.
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A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
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Perfume acts as an anesthetic. By the time she floats a little your way, you’ll promise her anything.
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Out here in the Pacific, they have typhoons and hurricanes that blow over 200 miles an hour. We have tornadoes and hurricanes back home, but I don’t worry about them. The mortgage on my house is so heavy that nothing could budge it.
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I only speak a little pigeon French. Just enough to get by with the little French pigeons.
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