In England when you make a movie even the weather is against you.
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More Bob Hope Quotes
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I’ve never wanted an Oscar, although they are reassuring to an actor who doesn’t know how really great he is.
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Contrary to what certain comedians have led you to believe, the national French pastime is picnicking.
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He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.
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I saw more courage, more good humor in the face of discomfort, more love in an era of hate and more devotion to duty than could exist under tyranny.
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The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he’s really pissed off.
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If I had that kind of money, I wouldn’t come to Vietnam, I’d send for it.
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Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough.
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That’s life. The older you get, the tougher it is to score.
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When I miss a shot I just think what a beautiful day it is. And what pure fresh air I’m breathing. Then I take a deep breath. I have to do that. That’s what gives me the strength to break the club.
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I don’t bother to look for parking space anymore. As soon as I get near Hollywood Boulevard … I sell.
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We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.
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It’s a wonderful way to live, and not a bad way to go, either. The average Frenchman is still smiling three months after he’s dead.
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Jimmy Stewart could have been a good golfer, but he speaks so slowly that by the time he yells ‘Fore!’ the guy he’s hit is already in an ambulance on the way to the hospital.
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All British castles and old country homes are supposed to be haunted. It’s in the lease.
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I never kick my ball in the rough or improve my lie in a sand trap. For that I have a caddie.
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