Cypress Point is such a beautiful place, but it’s also very exclusive. They had a very successful membership drive last month. They drove out forty members.
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More Bob Hope Quotes
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And on nearby islands, the Japanese army was eating raw fish. We felt sorry for them.
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You can calculate Zsa Zsa Gabor’s age by the rings on her fingers.
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I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead.
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I was called Rembrandt Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time on the canvas.
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I once showed Pat Bradley my swing and said, ‘What do I do next?’ Pat replied, ‘Wait till the pain dies down.’
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Baseball is a soap opera that plays out day after day, one that a lot of elderly women watch until the characters and the plot becomes a part of their life.
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I’d give up golf if I didn’t have so many sweaters.
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Chiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing!
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My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?
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He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.
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We’re on our way to the Persian Gulf. Wait! It’s a mistake! I thought they said Persian Golf.
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That’s life. The older you get, the tougher it is to score.
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I have performed for 12 presidents and entertained only six.
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A very, very religious man. Every time I eat a peanut, I feel immortal.
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I’ve been married fifty-five years and I’ve been home three weeks.
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The firm is really ahead of the times. It has a stock market ticker that prints its report on thin aspirins.
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I’ve always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
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The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.
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Personally, I never drink on Oscar nights, as it interferes with my suffering.
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Be happy you guys. Be proud! You know what you are: you’re God’s frozen people.
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Whenever I play with him , I usually try to make it a foursome – the President, myself, a paramedic and a faith healer.
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I come around to your house personally and wet your finger while you’re turning the pages.
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We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.
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A few years ago he had a big heart transplant in Chicago, a five-hour operation. It took the doctors four hours to get him on the operating table.
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A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?
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I tell jokes to pay my green fees.
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