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Dying is to be avoided because it can ruin your whole career.

Bob Hope

When you get over 95, every day is your day.
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Country Day Every Get Over People
He was bare chested and in good trim. I said that just looking at him I knew there would always be an England
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Country Good Line Look One
Out here in the Pacific, they have typhoons and hurricanes that blow over 200 miles an hour. We have tornadoes and hurricanes back home, but I don’t worry about them. The mortgage on my house is so heavy that nothing could budge it.
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Blow Home Hurricane Tornadoes Typhoon Worry
I’ll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105.
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Age Golf Live Shoot
Chiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing!
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Healing Mean Wonderful
Television is the box they buried entertainment in.
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Boxes Entertainment Television
To give you an idea of how fast we travelled – we left with two rabbits and when we arrived we still had only two.
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Arrive Giving Ideas Still Two
Golf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees.
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Business Golf Green Pay
US President Gerald Ford’s golf was so bad we thought he was a ‘Hitman for the PGA!
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Ford Gerald Golf President
Dying is to be avoided because it can ruin your whole career.
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Careers Dying Line One
I just hope I don’t have to explain all the times I’ve used His name in vain when I get up there.
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Get Golf Names Vain
If he slices the budget like he slices a golf ball, the nation has nothing to worry about.
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Balls Golf Nation Slice Worry
I don’t bother to look for parking space anymore. As soon as I get near Hollywood Boulevard … I sell.
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Anymore Country Funny Soon Space
Rock and roll is catching on all over . . . France . . . England . . . They even have it in Japan, only over there they call it judo.
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Funny Humorous Rocks
I was lucky, you know, I always had a beautiful girl and the money was good. Although I would have done the whole thing over for, oh, perhaps half.
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Although Beautiful Girl Lucky Over Thing Whole
All British castles and old country homes are supposed to be haunted. It’s in the lease.
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Country Funny Humorous Old

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