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Chiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing!

Bob Hope

If you think golf is relaxing, you’re not playing it right.
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Golf Relax Right Thinking
Be happy you guys. Be proud! You know what you are: you’re God’s frozen people.
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Frozen Guy People
Ronald Reagan is not a typical politician because he doesn’t know how to lie, cheat, and steal. He’s always had an agent for that.
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Agents Lying Typical
All British castles and old country homes are supposed to be haunted. It’s in the lease.
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Country Funny Humorous Old
The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he’s really pissed off.
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Jesus News Pissed
I can’t give up Golf, I’ve got too many sweaters.
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Giving Golf Sweaters Up
He was bare chested and in good trim. I said that just looking at him I knew there would always be an England
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Country Good Line Look One
We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot.
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Courses Decide Golf Play Spring
A very, very religious man. Every time I eat a peanut, I feel immortal.
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Men One Line Religious
Please don’t stand up on my account.
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Account Line One Please Stand
Chiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing!
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Healing Mean Wonderful
I don’t know if the presidential candidates are running for the White House or Animal House.
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Animal Running White
I do try to work out a little. I go swimming twice a day. It beats buying golf balls.
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Golf Swimming Work Out
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
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Day Mean Motherhood Mothers
One of our stock lines used to be “There’s nothing I wouldn’t do for Bing, and there’s nothing he wouldn’t do for me.” And that’s the way we go through life – doing nothing for each other!
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Each Lines Nothing Other Stock Way
She got to enjoy the personal side of the players. They were her kids. The Braves were her family.
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Braves Family Kid Players

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