Happiness is watching the TV at your girlfriend’s house during a power failure.
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More Bob Hope Quotes
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She spoke perfect English, which led to considerable trouble. She couldn’t understand us at all.
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She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn’t help wondering from what direction.
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Rock and roll is catching on all over . . . France . . . England . . . They even have it in Japan, only over there they call it judo.
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Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.
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I see the Beatles have arrived from England. They were 40 pounds overweight – and that was just their hair.
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I don’t know if the presidential candidates are running for the White House or Animal House.
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It’s very frustrating making a picture in Paris. We work hard all day at the studio to get a love scene just right. Then, on my way home, I see couples on every street corner doing it better.
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Be happy you guys. Be proud! You know what you are: you’re God’s frozen people.
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Culture is the ability to describe Jane Russell without moving your hands
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I’ve been married fifty-five years and I’ve been home three weeks.
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I don’t know what people have against Jimmy Carter. He’s done nothing.
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President Eisenhower has given up golf for painting. It takes fewer strokes.
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One of our stock lines used to be “There’s nothing I wouldn’t do for Bing, and there’s nothing he wouldn’t do for me.” And that’s the way we go through life – doing nothing for each other!
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The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn’t got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it.
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I asked the colonel what type of aircraft it was, and he said, “Don’t worry about it, Bob. . . if you can see it, it’s obsolete.”
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