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Chiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing!

Bob Hope

It’s amazing how many people you see on TV. I did my first television show a month ago, and the next day five million television sets were sold. The people who couldn’t sell theirs threw them away.
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Day Next People See Sold Television
England occupies a warm spot in my affections. It was the scene of my greatest performance. I was born there.
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England Funny Humorous Performance
I’ve always felt England was a great place for a comic to work. It’s an island and the audience can’t run very far.
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Funny Humorous Running
I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.
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Country Funny Money People
We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.
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Funny Humorous Successful
I’ve got to watch myself these days. It’s too exciting watching anyone else.
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Days Line One These Watches
Be happy you guys. Be proud! You know what you are: you’re God’s frozen people.
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Frozen Guy People
At the Academy Award Dinners all the actors and actresses in Hollywood gather around to see what someone else thinks about their acting besides their press agents.
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Acting Awards Hollywood Press Thinking
Out here in the Pacific, they have typhoons and hurricanes that blow over 200 miles an hour. We have tornadoes and hurricanes back home, but I don’t worry about them. The mortgage on my house is so heavy that nothing could budge it.
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Blow Home Hurricane Tornadoes Typhoon Worry
I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead.
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Age Golf Play Tried Weight
Everybody is afraid they won’t have any money after they die, but Jack Benny discovered a way to take it with him. He had his appendix taken out and a piggy bank put in.
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Discover Funny Money Taken
I come around to your house personally and wet your finger while you’re turning the pages.
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Extra Pages Personally Turning
I see the Beatles have arrived from England. They were 40 pounds overweight – and that was just their hair.
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England Hair Line One
A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
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Funny Hope Love
It’s a wonderful world. It may destroy itself but you’ll be able to watch it all on TV.
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May Watches World
The home videos aren’t as good, but they are seeming to get better.
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Better Get Home Video

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