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Everybody knows what California smog is – that’s fog with the vitamins removed.

Bob Hope

We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.
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Funny Humorous Successful
The big difference in those days was that in England the Government subsidized TV, in America we work on TV so we can subsidize the Government.
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Country Funny Government Humorous People
I was lucky I wasn’t a better boxer, or that’s what I’d be now – a punchy ex-pug.
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Adversity Better Lucky Now Pugs
Chiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing!
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Healing Mean Wonderful
She got to enjoy the personal side of the players. They were her kids. The Braves were her family.
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Braves Family Kid Players
I’ve got to watch myself these days. It’s too exciting watching anyone else.
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Days Line One These Watches
If my golf game was a prize fight, they’d stop it.
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Fighting Games Golf
The Governor has no presidential aspirations. In fact he just made a tour of 43 states just to tell them he’s not running for anything.
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Aspiration Funny Presidential Running States
The help (in Japan) is very polite. They bow so much, you don’t know which end to talk to.
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Country Funny Humorous People
It’s so cold here in Washington, D.C., that politicians have their hands in their own pockets.
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Cold Hands Pockets Politician
I love to go to Washington – if only to be near my money.
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Country Funny Love People Witty
When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor’s Orphanage – he shot both his parents and moved in.
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Actors Comedy Parent
The firm is really ahead of the times. It has a stock market ticker that prints its report on thin aspirins.
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Aspirin Firm Print Times
Rock and roll is catching on all over . . . France . . . England . . . They even have it in Japan, only over there they call it judo.
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Funny Humorous Rocks
Dying is to be avoided because it can ruin your whole career.
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Careers Dying Line One
I see the Beatles have arrived from England. They were 40 pounds overweight – and that was just their hair.
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England Hair Line One

Everybody knows what California smog is – that’s fog with the vitamins removed.

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