I don’t know if the presidential candidates are running for the White House or Animal House.
BOB HOPEMy secret for staying young is good food, plenty of rest, and a makeup man with a spray gun.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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I don’t know if the presidential candidates are running for the White House or Animal House.
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Bo Sanchez
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Leaders are made through discipline, training, experience, failure, and the desire to continually improve.
BRADFORD WINTERSBradford Winters
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Bob Hope
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Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens.
BOB HOPEGolf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens.
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I was lucky, you know, I always had a beautiful girl and the money was good. Although I would have done the whole thing over for, oh, perhaps half.
BOB HOPEI was lucky, you know, I always had a beautiful girl and the money was good. Although I would have done the whole thing over for, oh, perhaps half.
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The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.
BOB HOPEThe best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.
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When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.
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You can calculate Zsa Zsa Gabor’s age by the rings on her fingers.
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There was nothing subtle about our landing. The pilot just pointed the nose at the ground and let her rip.
BOB HOPEThere was nothing subtle about our landing. The pilot just pointed the nose at the ground and let her rip.
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Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.
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US President Gerald Ford’s golf was so bad we thought he was a ‘Hitman for the PGA!
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I’ve been playing the game so long that my handicap is in Roman numerals.
BOB HOPEI’ve been playing the game so long that my handicap is in Roman numerals.
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On one hole, I hit an alligator so hard, he’s now my golf bag.
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We’re born alone. We do need each other. It’s lonely to really effectively live your life, and anyone you can get help from or give help to; that’s part of your obligation.
BILL MURRAYBill Murray
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There are many talented English personalities, but unfortunately they were all in Hollywood.
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