The old water heater in my dressing room was working, but it was kind of tired. It gave off about as much warmth as an agent’s handshake.
BOB HOPEMy secret for staying young is good food, plenty of rest, and a makeup man with a spray gun.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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You know what a fan letter is – it’s just an inky raspberry.
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I feel very humble, but I think I have the strength of character to fight it.
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I asked the colonel what type of aircraft it was, and he said, “Don’t worry about it, Bob. . . if you can see it, it’s obsolete.”
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When you get over 95, every day is your day.
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I love to go to Washington – if only to be near my money.
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You know you’ve reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.
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Whenever I play with him , I usually try to make it a foursome – the President, myself, a paramedic and a faith healer.
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When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.
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Titleist has offered me a big contract not to play its balls.
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It’s amazing how many people you see on TV. I did my first television show a month ago, and the next day five million television sets were sold. The people who couldn’t sell theirs threw them away.
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It’s a wonderful way to live, and not a bad way to go, either. The average Frenchman is still smiling three months after he’s dead.
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My secret for staying young is good food, plenty of rest, and a makeup man with a spray gun.
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I have performed for 12 presidents and entertained only six.
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America is a country where the Olympics and the divorce lawyers both have the same slogan – Go for the Gold.
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Please don’t stand up on my account.
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