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My secret for staying young is good food, plenty of rest, and a makeup man with a spray gun.

Bob Hope

It’s amazing how many people you see on TV. I did my first television show a month ago, and the next day five million television sets were sold. The people who couldn’t sell theirs threw them away.
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Day Next People See Sold Television
I only speak a little pigeon French. Just enough to get by with the little French pigeons.
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Funny Humorous Littles
If I had that kind of money, I wouldn’t come to Vietnam, I’d send for it.
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Country Kind Line Money One People
As the colonel and I sat swapping stories in the plane, a jet aircraft buzzed past our window.
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Food Funny Humorous
In England when you make a movie even the weather is against you.
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Funny Rain Weather
I don’t know if the presidential candidates are running for the White House or Animal House.
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Animal Running White
The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.
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Country Humorous People Soup
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
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Day Mean Motherhood Mothers
Tokyo cab drivers are all ex-kamikaze pilots.
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Funny Humorous Japan
Sure, we did need the oil in America. How else could Dolly Parton get into some of her dresses?
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Dresses Funny Humorous Oil
Bing Crosby and I weren’t the types to go around kissing each other. We always had a light jab for each other.
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Doing Nothing Kissing Light
He was bare chested and in good trim. I said that just looking at him I knew there would always be an England
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Country Good Line Look One
My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?
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Christmas Holiday Old Fashioned Xmas
There was nothing subtle about our landing. The pilot just pointed the nose at the ground and let her rip.
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Funny Humorous Pointed Rip
We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot.
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Courses Decide Golf Play Spring
Bing Crosby and I play a lot of golf together and I have a small course at my place where we often play for side stakes.
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Course Golf Play Small Winning

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