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Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.

Bob Hope

Don’t tempt me, I can resist anything but temptation.
BOB HOPE

Anything Resist Temptation
I come around to your house personally and wet your finger while you’re turning the pages.
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Extra Pages Personally Turning
I do benefits for all religions – I’d hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.
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Friend Funny Hate Inspiration
It’s so cold here in Washington, D.C., that politicians have their hands in their own pockets.
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Cold Hands Pockets Politician
We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.
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Funny Humorous Successful
Laughter is therapy-an instant vacation.
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Instant Laughter Vacation
The firm is really ahead of the times. It has a stock market ticker that prints its report on thin aspirins.
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Aspirin Firm Print Times
I’d give up golf if I didn’t have so many sweaters.
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Giving Golf Sweaters Up
For the first time, you can actually see the losers turn green
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Firsts Green Oscars
There are many talented English personalities, but unfortunately they were all in Hollywood.
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Funny Humorous Personality Talented
The help (in Japan) is very polite. They bow so much, you don’t know which end to talk to.
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Country Funny Humorous People
You know you’ve reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.
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Age Country Middle People Weightlifting
US President Gerald Ford’s golf was so bad we thought he was a ‘Hitman for the PGA!
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Ford Gerald Golf President
I like to come to Washington, D.C., at least once a year. Why should my tax money travel more than I do?
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One Should Taxes Travel Years
It’s amazing how many people you see on TV. I did my first television show a month ago, and the next day five million television sets were sold. The people who couldn’t sell theirs threw them away.
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Day Next People See Sold Television
I’ve got to watch myself these days. It’s too exciting watching anyone else.
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Days Line One These Watches

Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.

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