Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.
BOB HOPEBigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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It’s not hard to find Gerry Ford on a golf course – you just follow the wounded.
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I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.
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I just hope I don’t have to explain all the times I’ve used His name in vain when I get up there.
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I don’t know if the presidential candidates are running for the White House or Animal House.
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When I miss a shot I just think what a beautiful day it is. And what pure fresh air I’m breathing. Then I take a deep breath. I have to do that. That’s what gives me the strength to break the club.
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Milton Hope led the singing of Happy Birthday … He would say, ‘Keep it sweet and short and don’t try to be funny.’
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It’s a wonderful way to live, and not a bad way to go, either. The average Frenchman is still smiling three months after he’s dead.
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The only troulbe is that when I win, I always have to engage and attorney before I can draw the money.
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I have too much money invested in sweaters.
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All British castles and old country homes are supposed to be haunted. It’s in the lease.
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America is a country where the Olympics and the divorce lawyers both have the same slogan – Go for the Gold.
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Happiness is watching the TV at your girlfriend’s house during a power failure.
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I’d give up golf if I didn’t have so many sweaters.
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Everybody is afraid they won’t have any money after they die, but Jack Benny discovered a way to take it with him. He had his appendix taken out and a piggy bank put in.
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I come around to your house personally and wet your finger while you’re turning the pages.
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