Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
BOB HOPEI was lucky, you know, I always had a beautiful girl and the money was good. Although I would have done the whole thing over for, oh, perhaps half.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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Failure is the only thing I’ve ever been a success at.
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If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.
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I don’t know what people have against Jimmy Carter. He’s done nothing.
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The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.
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Bing Crosby and I weren’t the types to go around kissing each other. We always had a light jab for each other.
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Sure, we did need the oil in America. How else could Dolly Parton get into some of her dresses?
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There was nothing subtle about our landing. The pilot just pointed the nose at the ground and let her rip.
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One of the greatest gifts to mankind is laughter, and one of the greatest gifts to laughter is Lucille Ball. God has her now but thanks to television, we’ll have her forever.
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If my golf game was a prize fight, they’d stop it.
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My secret for staying young is good food, plenty of rest, and a makeup man with a spray gun.
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Timing is the essence of life, and definitely of comedy.
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I like to come to Washington, D.C., at least once a year. Why should my tax money travel more than I do?
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Rock and roll is catching on all over . . . France . . . England . . . They even have it in Japan, only over there they call it judo.
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My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?
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I’ve never wanted an Oscar, although they are reassuring to an actor who doesn’t know how really great he is.
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