I come around to your house personally and wet your finger while you’re turning the pages.
BOB HOPEI was lucky, you know, I always had a beautiful girl and the money was good. Although I would have done the whole thing over for, oh, perhaps half.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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Perfume acts as an anesthetic. By the time she floats a little your way, you’ll promise her anything.
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Dying is to be avoided because it can ruin your whole career.
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I’ve never wanted an Oscar, although they are reassuring to an actor who doesn’t know how really great he is.
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There was nothing subtle about our landing. The pilot just pointed the nose at the ground and let her rip.
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Free speech isn’t dead in Germany and Italy, merely the speakers.
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It’s a wonderful way to live, and not a bad way to go, either. The average Frenchman is still smiling three months after he’s dead.
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Lots of travel, away from home.
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Be happy you guys. Be proud! You know what you are: you’re God’s frozen people.
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In England when you make a movie even the weather is against you.
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One of the greatest gifts to mankind is laughter, and one of the greatest gifts to laughter is Lucille Ball. God has her now but thanks to television, we’ll have her forever.
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The help (in Japan) is very polite. They bow so much, you don’t know which end to talk to.
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I was lucky I wasn’t a better boxer, or that’s what I’d be now – a punchy ex-pug.
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US President Gerald Ford’s golf was so bad we thought he was a ‘Hitman for the PGA!
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I have the perfect simplified tax form for government. Why don’t they just print our money with a return address on it?
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I don’t bother to look for parking space anymore. As soon as I get near Hollywood Boulevard … I sell.
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