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Contrary to what certain comedians have led you to believe, the national French pastime is picnicking.

Bob Hope

We flew over to England by the same route Churchill took. It was easy. All we had to do was follow the cigar ashes.
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Ashes Country Funny Humorous People
There was nothing subtle about our landing. The pilot just pointed the nose at the ground and let her rip.
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Funny Humorous Pointed Rip
America is a country where the Olympics and the divorce lawyers both have the same slogan – Go for the Gold.
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Country Funny Humorous
If he slices the budget like he slices a golf ball, the nation has nothing to worry about.
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Balls Golf Nation Slice Worry
President Eisenhower has given up golf for painting. It takes fewer strokes.
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Golf Painting President
You know what a fan letter is – it’s just an inky raspberry.
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We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.
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Funny Humorous Successful
Milton Hope led the singing of Happy Birthday … He would say, ‘Keep it sweet and short and don’t try to be funny.’
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Singing Sweet Trying
I love flying. I’ve been to almost as many places as my luggage.
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Flying Funny Travel Luggage
I’ve always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
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The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.
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Age Growing Long
I don’t do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected.
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Country People Political Jokes
The help (in Japan) is very polite. They bow so much, you don’t know which end to talk to.
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I tell jokes to pay my green fees.
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Golf Green Pay
YOU CAN ONLY DO ONE THING AT A TIME SO CONCENTRATE ON IT.
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Concentrate Grandchildren One Thing Tim
I get upset over a bad shot just like anyone else. But it’s silly to let the game get to you.
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Anyone Bad Beautiful Golf Shot Silly

Contrary to what certain comedians have led you to believe, the national French pastime is picnicking.

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