I like to come to Washington, D.C., at least once a year. Why should my tax money travel more than I do?
BOB HOPEI like to come to Washington, D.C., at least once a year. Why should my tax money travel more than I do?
BOB HOPEBing Crosby and I play a lot of golf together and I have a small course at my place where we often play for side stakes.
BOB HOPEI get upset over a bad shot just like anyone else. But it’s silly to let the game get to you.
BOB HOPEShe said she was approaching forty, and I couldn’t help wondering from what direction.
BOB HOPEThe only troulbe is that when I win, I always have to engage and attorney before I can draw the money.
BOB HOPEI’ll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105.
BOB HOPEJimmy Stewart could have been a good golfer, but he speaks so slowly that by the time he yells ‘Fore!’ the guy he’s hit is already in an ambulance on the way to the hospital.
BOB HOPEThere’s a very apt saying in show business: “If you don’t go over budget in Paris, you’re either very rich or very sick. “
BOB HOPEI like to play in the low 70’s. If it gets any hotter than that I’ll stay in the bar!
BOB HOPERock and roll is catching on all over . . . France . . . England . . . They even have it in Japan, only over there they call it judo.
BOB HOPEYou know you’ve reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.
BOB HOPEThe good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he’s really pissed off.
BOB HOPEIt’s very frustrating making a picture in Paris. We work hard all day at the studio to get a love scene just right. Then, on my way home, I see couples on every street corner doing it better.
BOB HOPEThe firm is really ahead of the times. It has a stock market ticker that prints its report on thin aspirins.
BOB HOPEEighty is when you order a steak and the headwaiter puts it through the blender. Or when you wake up as many times during the night as Burt Reynolds, but not for the same reason.
BOB HOPEI feel very humble, but I think I have the strength of character to fight it.
BOB HOPE