The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.
BOB HOPEJimmy Stewart could have been a good golfer, but he speaks so slowly that by the time he yells ‘Fore!’ the guy he’s hit is already in an ambulance on the way to the hospital.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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Contrary to what certain comedians have led you to believe, the national French pastime is picnicking.
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When I miss a shot I just think what a beautiful day it is. And what pure fresh air I’m breathing. Then I take a deep breath. I have to do that. That’s what gives me the strength to break the club.
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Free speech isn’t dead in Germany and Italy, merely the speakers.
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It’s a wonderful world. It may destroy itself but you’ll be able to watch it all on TV.
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A photographer kept shooting me every time I swung. I was very flattered until I found out he was from Field and Stream.
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She got to enjoy the personal side of the players. They were her kids. The Braves were her family.
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The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn’t got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it.
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She spoke perfect English, which led to considerable trouble. She couldn’t understand us at all.
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Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.
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Congratulations to whoever is finally booking music we love. It’s going to get us out of the house after dark!
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I get upset over a bad shot just like anyone else. But it’s silly to let the game get to you.
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It’s a wonderful way to live, and not a bad way to go, either. The average Frenchman is still smiling three months after he’s dead.
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I’ll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105.
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I don’t know what people have against Jimmy Carter. He’s done nothing.
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You know you’ve reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.
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