I just hope I don’t have to explain all the times I’ve used His name in vain when I get up there.
BOB HOPEJimmy Stewart could have been a good golfer, but he speaks so slowly that by the time he yells ‘Fore!’ the guy he’s hit is already in an ambulance on the way to the hospital.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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Baseball is a soap opera that plays out day after day, one that a lot of elderly women watch until the characters and the plot becomes a part of their life.
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On one hole, I hit an alligator so hard, he’s now my golf bag.
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You know you’ve reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.
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Contrary to what certain comedians have led you to believe, the national French pastime is picnicking.
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She got to enjoy the personal side of the players. They were her kids. The Braves were her family.
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Sure Vietnam is a dirty war. I’ve never heard of a clean one.
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The Concorde is great. It gives you three extra hours to find your luggage.
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I do try to work out a little. I go swimming twice a day. It beats buying golf balls.
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The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
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There are many talented English personalities, but unfortunately they were all in Hollywood.
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When you get over 95, every day is your day.
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When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things – not the great occasions – that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.
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If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.
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The Governor has no presidential aspirations. In fact he just made a tour of 43 states just to tell them he’s not running for anything.
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I don’t know if the presidential candidates are running for the White House or Animal House.
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