That’s life. The older you get, the tougher it is to score.
BOB HOPEJimmy Stewart could have been a good golfer, but he speaks so slowly that by the time he yells ‘Fore!’ the guy he’s hit is already in an ambulance on the way to the hospital.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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Lots of travel, away from home.
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Sure, we did need the oil in America. How else could Dolly Parton get into some of her dresses?
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Baseball is a soap opera that plays out day after day, one that a lot of elderly women watch until the characters and the plot becomes a part of their life.
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Cypress Point is such a beautiful place, but it’s also very exclusive. They had a very successful membership drive last month. They drove out forty members.
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A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
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Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough.
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I have the perfect simplified tax form for government. Why don’t they just print our money with a return address on it?
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By the 9th hole they were engaged and when they finished on 18 they had a foursome.
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The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn’t got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it.
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One of the greatest gifts to mankind is laughter, and one of the greatest gifts to laughter is Lucille Ball. God has her now but thanks to television, we’ll have her forever.
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We’re on our way to the Persian Gulf. Wait! It’s a mistake! I thought they said Persian Golf.
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Contrary to what certain comedians have led you to believe, the national French pastime is picnicking.
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I just hope I don’t have to explain all the times I’ve used His name in vain when I get up there.
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YOU CAN ONLY DO ONE THING AT A TIME SO CONCENTRATE ON IT.
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Ronald Reagan is not a typical politician because he doesn’t know how to lie, cheat, and steal. He’s always had an agent for that.
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