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Rock and roll is catching on all over . . . France . . . England . . . They even have it in Japan, only over there they call it judo.

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Pebble Beach is Alcatraz with grass.
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Beach Golf Grass Pebbles
And on nearby islands, the Japanese army was eating raw fish. We felt sorry for them.
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Country Funny People Sorry War
Failure is the only thing I’ve ever been a success at.
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Decent Garden State
I see the Beatles have arrived from England. They were 40 pounds overweight – and that was just their hair.
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England Hair Line One
YOU CAN ONLY DO ONE THING AT A TIME SO CONCENTRATE ON IT.
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Concentrate Grandchildren One Thing Tim
I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead.
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Age Golf Play Tried Weight
A very, very religious man. Every time I eat a peanut, I feel immortal.
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Men One Line Religious
I was there. I saw your sons and your husbands, your brothers and your sweethearts. I saw how they worked, played, fought, and lived. I saw some of them die.
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Brother Country Day Die Husband Veterans
I love flying. I’ve been to almost as many places as my luggage.
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Flying Funny Travel Luggage
I like to come to Washington, D.C., at least once a year. Why should my tax money travel more than I do?
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One Should Taxes Travel Years
We didn’t know that in America after the war, you wouldn’t be able to get into a sushi joint without a reservation. And we thought they lost.
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Able Although Country Lost Reservation
I have the perfect simplified tax form for government. Why don’t they just print our money with a return address on it?
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Addresses Government Perfect Return
The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.
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Dieting Friend Good Loss Weight
There was nothing subtle about our landing. The pilot just pointed the nose at the ground and let her rip.
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Funny Humorous Pointed Rip
I just hope I don’t have to explain all the times I’ve used His name in vain when I get up there.
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Get Golf Names Vain
I do benefits for all religions – I’d hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.
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