If you think golf is relaxing, you’re not playing it right.
BOB HOPEIt’s very frustrating making a picture in Paris. We work hard all day at the studio to get a love scene just right. Then, on my way home, I see couples on every street corner doing it better.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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I was there. I saw your sons and your husbands, your brothers and your sweethearts. I saw how they worked, played, fought, and lived. I saw some of them die.
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England occupies a warm spot in my affections. It was the scene of my greatest performance. I was born there.
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All British castles and old country homes are supposed to be haunted. It’s in the lease.
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President Eisenhower has given up golf for painting. It takes fewer strokes.
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I only speak a little pigeon French. Just enough to get by with the little French pigeons.
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He was bare chested and in good trim. I said that just looking at him I knew there would always be an England
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A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
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Ronald Reagan is not a typical politician because he doesn’t know how to lie, cheat, and steal. He’s always had an agent for that.
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I like to come to Washington, D.C., at least once a year. Why should my tax money travel more than I do?
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When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things – not the great occasions – that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.
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I’ve never wanted an Oscar, although they are reassuring to an actor who doesn’t know how really great he is.
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Everybody knows what California smog is – that’s fog with the vitamins removed.
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It was a great honour to be inducted into the Hall of Fame. I didn’t know they had a caddie division.
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Bing Crosby and I weren’t the types to go around kissing each other. We always had a light jab for each other.
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It’s amazing how many people you see on TV. I did my first television show a month ago, and the next day five million television sets were sold. The people who couldn’t sell theirs threw them away.
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