The Governor has no presidential aspirations. In fact he just made a tour of 43 states just to tell them he’s not running for anything.
BOB HOPEIt’s very frustrating making a picture in Paris. We work hard all day at the studio to get a love scene just right. Then, on my way home, I see couples on every street corner doing it better.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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I once showed Pat Bradley my swing and said, ‘What do I do next?’ Pat replied, ‘Wait till the pain dies down.’
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When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor’s Orphanage – he shot both his parents and moved in.
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Tokyo cab drivers are all ex-kamikaze pilots.
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Dying is to be avoided because it can ruin your whole career.
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I led such a sheltered life I didn’t go out with girls until I was almost four.
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As the colonel and I sat swapping stories in the plane, a jet aircraft buzzed past our window.
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I’ll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105.
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Bing Crosby and I play a lot of golf together and I have a small course at my place where we often play for side stakes.
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You know what a fan letter is – it’s just an inky raspberry.
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She spoke perfect English, which led to considerable trouble. She couldn’t understand us at all.
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When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.
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It’s amazing how many people you see on TV. I did my first television show a month ago, and the next day five million television sets were sold. The people who couldn’t sell theirs threw them away.
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You know you’ve reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.
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We’re on our way to the Persian Gulf. Wait! It’s a mistake! I thought they said Persian Golf.
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Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
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