Bob Hope on drinking
Bob Hope113 quotes“Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough.”
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Bob HopeBob Hope I feel, first of all, very privileged that these people think enough of me that they made me commissioner. And it’s almost like, as Yogi Berra said, ‘deja vu all over again.’
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Bill WattersonBill Watterson He was bare chested and in good trim. I said that just looking at him I knew there would always be an England
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Bob HopeBob Hope US President Gerald Ford’s golf was so bad we thought he was a ‘Hitman for the PGA!
Bob HopeBob Hope A few years ago he had a big heart transplant in Chicago, a five-hour operation. It took the doctors four hours to get him on the operating table.
Bob HopeBob Hope We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.
Bob HopeBob Hope There are many talented English personalities, but unfortunately they were all in Hollywood.
Bob HopeBob Hope We continue to negotiate and hope that this will quickly be resolved.
Bob DuPuyBob DuPuy [on pop idol Donny Osmond] He has Van Gogh’s ear for music.
Billy WilderBilly Wilder Thus to share in the sufferings of Christ is, at the same time, to suffer for the kingdom of God. In the eyes of the just God, before his judgment. Those who share in the sufferings of Christ become worthy of this kingdom.
Pope John Paul IIPope John Paul II I have the perfect simplified tax form for government. Why don’t they just print our money with a return address on it?
Bob HopeBob Hope People from the rock and roll world have felt for years that electronic music had no soul, but now electronic music can not only have soul but have all the shapes in the world.
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How strange that our hearts heal from the same thing that broke it -love.
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BanksyBanksy I am going to dedicate myself, full time, to my day-drinking.
Tina FeyTina Fey If drinking don’t kill me, her memory will.
George JonesGeorge Jones Maybe some folks are alcoholics and others are just voluntary drunks.
George JonesGeorge Jones Gaza is often described as ‘the world’s largest open air prison’ because no-one is allowed to enter or leave. But that seems a bit unfair to prisons – they don’t have their electricity and drinking water cut off randomly almost every day.
BanksyBanksy Tea – the cups that cheer but not inebriate.
William CowperWilliam Cowper Drinking water is essential to a healthy lifestyle.
Stephen CurryStephen Curry Don’t drink in the hotel bar, that’s where I do my drinking.
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