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Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough.

Bob Hope

Audiences are my best friends. You never tire of talking with your best friends.
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Best Friend Talking Tire
Happiness is watching the TV at your girlfriend’s house during a power failure.
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Failure Girlfriend House Sex
You know you’ve reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.
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Age Country Middle People Weightlifting
I’ve always felt England was a great place for a comic to work. It’s an island and the audience can’t run very far.
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Funny Humorous Running
I only speak a little pigeon French. Just enough to get by with the little French pigeons.
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Funny Humorous Littles
When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.
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Music Names Personality Play
I see the Beatles have arrived from England. They were 40 pounds overweight – and that was just their hair.
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England Hair Line One
I once showed Pat Bradley my swing and said, ‘What do I do next?’ Pat replied, ‘Wait till the pain dies down.’
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Dies Golf Pain Swings
Now that the war is winding down, I want to say I do appreciate you fellows hanging around here – just for me.
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Appreciate Want War Winding
If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.
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Funny Hope Inspirational Sports
YOU CAN ONLY DO ONE THING AT A TIME SO CONCENTRATE ON IT.
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Concentrate Grandchildren One Thing Tim
Laughter is therapy-an instant vacation.
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Instant Laughter Vacation
I love flying. I’ve been to almost as many places as my luggage.
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Flying Funny Travel Luggage
The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
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Apart Dog Miles Pet Tree
Rock and roll is catching on all over . . . France . . . England . . . They even have it in Japan, only over there they call it judo.
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Funny Humorous Rocks
A photographer kept shooting me every time I swung. I was very flattered until I found out he was from Field and Stream.
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Fields Flatterers Golf Shooting

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