I can’t give up Golf, I’ve got too many sweaters.
BOB HOPEEighty is when you order a steak and the headwaiter puts it through the blender. Or when you wake up as many times during the night as Burt Reynolds, but not for the same reason.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.
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The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn’t got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it.
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By the 9th hole they were engaged and when they finished on 18 they had a foursome.
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The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.
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I’ve been married fifty-five years and I’ve been home three weeks.
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The old water heater in my dressing room was working, but it was kind of tired. It gave off about as much warmth as an agent’s handshake.
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Not that they were that anxious to see Ronnie as President; they were afraid if he didn’t get elected, he’d go back to acting.
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A few years ago he had a big heart transplant in Chicago, a five-hour operation. It took the doctors four hours to get him on the operating table.
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The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.
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President Eisenhower has given up golf for painting. It takes fewer strokes.
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It’s not hard to find Gerry Ford on a golf course – you just follow the wounded.
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It’s so cold here in Washington, D.C., that politicians have their hands in their own pockets.
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If my golf game was a prize fight, they’d stop it.
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The help (in Japan) is very polite. They bow so much, you don’t know which end to talk to.
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Cypress Point is such a beautiful place, but it’s also very exclusive. They had a very successful membership drive last month. They drove out forty members.
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