We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.
BOB HOPEEighty is when you order a steak and the headwaiter puts it through the blender. Or when you wake up as many times during the night as Burt Reynolds, but not for the same reason.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough.
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You know what a fan letter is – it’s just an inky raspberry.
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Golf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees.
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I ruined my hands in the ring. The referee kept stepping on them.
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Audiences are my best friends. You never tire of talking with your best friends.
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I asked the colonel what type of aircraft it was, and he said, “Don’t worry about it, Bob. . . if you can see it, it’s obsolete.”
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Baseball is a soap opera that plays out day after day, one that a lot of elderly women watch until the characters and the plot becomes a part of their life.
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The stealth bomber is supposed to be a big deal. It flies in undetected, bombs, then flies away. Hell, I’ve been doing that all my life.
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I’ve been married fifty-five years and I’ve been home three weeks.
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It’s very frustrating making a picture in Paris. We work hard all day at the studio to get a love scene just right. Then, on my way home, I see couples on every street corner doing it better.
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I’ve got to watch myself these days. It’s too exciting watching anyone else.
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I was called Rembrandt Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time on the canvas.
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When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor’s Orphanage – he shot both his parents and moved in.
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I was lucky, you know, I always had a beautiful girl and the money was good. Although I would have done the whole thing over for, oh, perhaps half.
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That’s life. The older you get, the tougher it is to score.
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