My secret for staying young is good food, plenty of rest, and a makeup man with a spray gun.
BOB HOPEEighty is when you order a steak and the headwaiter puts it through the blender. Or when you wake up as many times during the night as Burt Reynolds, but not for the same reason.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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If my golf game was a prize fight, they’d stop it.
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Failure is the only thing I’ve ever been a success at.
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US President Gerald Ford’s golf was so bad we thought he was a ‘Hitman for the PGA!
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I just hope I don’t have to explain all the times I’ve used His name in vain when I get up there.
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When I miss a shot I just think what a beautiful day it is. And what pure fresh air I’m breathing. Then I take a deep breath. I have to do that. That’s what gives me the strength to break the club.
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One of our stock lines used to be “There’s nothing I wouldn’t do for Bing, and there’s nothing he wouldn’t do for me.” And that’s the way we go through life – doing nothing for each other!
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Out here in the Pacific, they have typhoons and hurricanes that blow over 200 miles an hour. We have tornadoes and hurricanes back home, but I don’t worry about them. The mortgage on my house is so heavy that nothing could budge it.
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I feel very humble, but I think I have the strength of character to fight it.
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It’s not hard to find Gerry Ford on a golf course – you just follow the wounded.
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A very, very religious man. Every time I eat a peanut, I feel immortal.
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Television is the box they buried entertainment in.
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Everybody is afraid they won’t have any money after they die, but Jack Benny discovered a way to take it with him. He had his appendix taken out and a piggy bank put in.
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Perfume acts as an anesthetic. By the time she floats a little your way, you’ll promise her anything.
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I can’t give up Golf, I’ve got too many sweaters.
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At the Academy Award Dinners all the actors and actresses in Hollywood gather around to see what someone else thinks about their acting besides their press agents.
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