My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?
BOB HOPEEighty is when you order a steak and the headwaiter puts it through the blender. Or when you wake up as many times during the night as Burt Reynolds, but not for the same reason.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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On one hole, I hit an alligator so hard, he’s now my golf bag.
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It’s very frustrating making a picture in Paris. We work hard all day at the studio to get a love scene just right. Then, on my way home, I see couples on every street corner doing it better.
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In England when you make a movie even the weather is against you.
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You could buy my book in a paperback edition for a dollar, and in hard covers for $3.50. And for fifty cents extra.
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When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.
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As the colonel and I sat swapping stories in the plane, a jet aircraft buzzed past our window.
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YOU CAN ONLY DO ONE THING AT A TIME SO CONCENTRATE ON IT.
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Rock and roll is catching on all over . . . France . . . England . . . They even have it in Japan, only over there they call it judo.
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Eighty is when you order a steak and the headwaiter puts it through the blender. Or when you wake up as many times during the night as Burt Reynolds, but not for the same reason.
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Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.
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Ronald Reagan is not a typical politician because he doesn’t know how to lie, cheat, and steal. He’s always had an agent for that.
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I’ve never wanted an Oscar, although they are reassuring to an actor who doesn’t know how really great he is.
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Contrary to what certain comedians have led you to believe, the national French pastime is picnicking.
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I’ve been married fifty-five years and I’ve been home three weeks.
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Cypress Point is such a beautiful place, but it’s also very exclusive. They had a very successful membership drive last month. They drove out forty members.
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