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Golf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees.

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America is a country where the Olympics and the divorce lawyers both have the same slogan – Go for the Gold.
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Country Funny Humorous
And on nearby islands, the Japanese army was eating raw fish. We felt sorry for them.
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Country Funny People Sorry War
There was nothing subtle about our landing. The pilot just pointed the nose at the ground and let her rip.
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Funny Humorous Pointed Rip
One of the greatest gifts to mankind is laughter, and one of the greatest gifts to laughter is Lucille Ball. God has her now but thanks to television, we’ll have her forever.
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Balls Forever Gifts Good Greatest Laughter Thank
People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
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Country Kissing Lazy Love People
As the colonel and I sat swapping stories in the plane, a jet aircraft buzzed past our window.
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Food Funny Humorous
I feel very humble, but I think I have the strength of character to fight it.
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Funny Humble Humor
The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn’t got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it.
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Country Funny Humorous
I come around to your house personally and wet your finger while you’re turning the pages.
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Extra Pages Personally Turning
I love to go to Washington – if only to be near my money.
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Country Funny Love People Witty
You know you’ve reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.
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Age Country Middle People Weightlifting
I ruined my hands in the ring. The referee kept stepping on them.
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Hands Men Ruined Stepping
Golf is a funny game. It’s done much for health, and at the same time has ruined people by robbing them of their peace of mind. Look at me, I’m the healthiest idiot in the world.
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Games Golf Hope Look People Ruin
I don’t bother to look for parking space anymore. As soon as I get near Hollywood Boulevard … I sell.
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Anymore Country Funny Soon Space
I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead.
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Age Golf Play Tried Weight
Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.
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Comedy Funny Marriage Two

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