Please don’t stand up on my account.
BOB HOPEGolf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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Ronald Reagan is not a typical politician because he doesn’t know how to lie, cheat, and steal. He’s always had an agent for that.
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The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he’s really pissed off.
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A very, very religious man. Every time I eat a peanut, I feel immortal.
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There are many talented English personalities, but unfortunately they were all in Hollywood.
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The Concorde is great. It gives you three extra hours to find your luggage.
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Failure is the only thing I’ve ever been a success at.
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Did you see where President Reagan finally got a hearing aid? People have been telling him to get one for years, but he couldn’t hear them.
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You know you’ve reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.
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You can calculate Zsa Zsa Gabor’s age by the rings on her fingers.
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President Eisenhower has given up golf for painting. It takes fewer strokes.
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When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.
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Bing Crosby and I weren’t the types to go around kissing each other. We always had a light jab for each other.
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To give you an idea of how fast we travelled – we left with two rabbits and when we arrived we still had only two.
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We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot.
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That’s life. The older you get, the tougher it is to score.
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