YOU CAN ONLY DO ONE THING AT A TIME SO CONCENTRATE ON IT.
BOB HOPEGolf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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It’s amazing how many people you see on TV. I did my first television show a month ago, and the next day five million television sets were sold. The people who couldn’t sell theirs threw them away.
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America is a country where the Olympics and the divorce lawyers both have the same slogan – Go for the Gold.
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She got to enjoy the personal side of the players. They were her kids. The Braves were her family.
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Sure Vietnam is a dirty war. I’ve never heard of a clean one.
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I don’t know what people have against Jimmy Carter. He’s done nothing.
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To give you an idea of how fast we travelled – we left with two rabbits and when we arrived we still had only two.
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Be happy you guys. Be proud! You know what you are: you’re God’s frozen people.
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The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he’s really pissed off.
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The service at the Imperial (Tokyo) is the finest I’ve encountered anywhere. There was a button next to my bed marked ROOM SERVICE – and a maid to press it for me.
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I see the Beatles have arrived from England. They were 40 pounds overweight – and that was just their hair.
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I was lucky, you know, I always had a beautiful girl and the money was good. Although I would have done the whole thing over for, oh, perhaps half.
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When you get over 95, every day is your day.
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Whenever I play with him , I usually try to make it a foursome – the President, myself, a paramedic and a faith healer.
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I do benefits for all religions – I’d hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.
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Perfume acts as an anesthetic. By the time she floats a little your way, you’ll promise her anything.
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