It’s very frustrating making a picture in Paris. We work hard all day at the studio to get a love scene just right. Then, on my way home, I see couples on every street corner doing it better.
BOB HOPEHe hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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For the first time, you can actually see the losers turn green
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She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn’t help wondering from what direction.
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The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.
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I saw more courage, more good humor in the face of discomfort, more love in an era of hate and more devotion to duty than could exist under tyranny.
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A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?
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I come around to your house personally and wet your finger while you’re turning the pages.
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The big difference in those days was that in England the Government subsidized TV, in America we work on TV so we can subsidize the Government.
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There are many talented English personalities, but unfortunately they were all in Hollywood.
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A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
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A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
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I ruined my hands in the ring. The referee kept stepping on them.
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I asked the colonel what type of aircraft it was, and he said, “Don’t worry about it, Bob. . . if you can see it, it’s obsolete.”
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Please don’t stand up on my account.
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The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn’t got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it.
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America is a country where the Olympics and the divorce lawyers both have the same slogan – Go for the Gold.
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