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I don’t do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected.

Bob Hope

Failure is the only thing I’ve ever been a success at.
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Decent Garden State
There’s a very apt saying in show business: “If you don’t go over budget in Paris, you’re either very rich or very sick. “
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Funny Humorous Paris
Bing Crosby and I weren’t the types to go around kissing each other. We always had a light jab for each other.
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Doing Nothing Kissing Light
Chiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing!
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Healing Mean Wonderful
I like to play in the low 70’s. If it gets any hotter than that I’ll stay in the bar!
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Bars Golf Hotter Play
Contrary to what certain comedians have led you to believe, the national French pastime is picnicking.
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Belief Comedian Funny Humorous
A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
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Funny Hope Love
Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough.
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Drinking Kissing Tea
As the colonel and I sat swapping stories in the plane, a jet aircraft buzzed past our window.
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Food Funny Humorous
We flew over to England by the same route Churchill took. It was easy. All we had to do was follow the cigar ashes.
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Ashes Country Funny Humorous People
I don’t do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected.
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Country People Political Jokes
Rock and roll is catching on all over . . . France . . . England . . . They even have it in Japan, only over there they call it judo.
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Funny Humorous Rocks
I’ve got to watch myself these days. It’s too exciting watching anyone else.
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Days Line One These Watches
I have performed for 12 presidents and entertained only six.
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Men President Six
I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.
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Caring Funny Laughter Transform Unbearable
I get upset over a bad shot just like anyone else. But it’s silly to let the game get to you.
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Anyone Bad Beautiful Golf Shot Silly

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